I have a misogynist coworker and on my first day he got on me for pushing smth heavy "as a woman" but apparently now he exclusively uses he/him for me and says I'm smart, active, a good listener, clean, says he trusts me, etc etc... much to ponder

dawg if you have chrome bright trim on your car windows I'm going to beat you to death for ruining my life. my hands are absorbing so much mek they're gonna shrivel up and fall off

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.