Dear Canada,
Half of us are truly sorry about the orange idiot. The other half are bigger idiots in a cult. Less than four years to go.
Sincerely, Your American Friends

I don’t want to see or hear a single MAGA voter talking about how they regret their vote cause the voted for a different plan. The liar lied to you and we all told you but you preferred the convicted rapist over a woman of color so I hope the next four years are especially miserable for all of you.

When will CNN have enough of Scott Jennings?

#BeastGames tonight proved that people suck.

Trump couldn’t just leave it condolences to the victims of the air collision. Had to make it about himself again. Insufferable idiot. #MagaCult

To our allies around the world, those of us who didn’t vote for Trump are aware that our nation is now a villain in this world and we are terribly sorry. I hope the “find out” is painful for all that voted for it. #MagaIsACult