ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ .ᐟ
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ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ .ᐟ
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𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 .

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜; dead. dove. . 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙖𝙩 . 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 .
𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘺 lemons.



𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝟏𝟎 𝙢𝙞𝙣.𝙨
𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 / 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙪𝙖𝙡 .

﴾ god is a sadist getting off on our suffering -- he designed us to make us all miserable . ﴿
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
𐔌 whoever prayed for my downfall, you won . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
₍ if someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason . ₎
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
﴾ god is a narrator, but he left his mic off and now we are left without guidance ... ﴿
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
﴾ let's put the con back in consequence . ﴿‏
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
꒰ i only drink to get drunk ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
꒰ reminder that these are your prime drinking years . do not waste them . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
𐔌 i want to know the reason i was created . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
𐔌 so that i can hear your voice next year, too . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
꒰ ' you look sad ' yes, i'm sober . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
꒰ ' you have a drinking problem .ᐟ ' i actually have no problem with drinking . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
꒰ it's monday . guess what happens on monday . drunk . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
꒰ lowkey might be an alcoholic ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
₍ yeah i drive everybody around me insane ₎
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
꒰ ' we drinking tn .ᐣ ' is the grass green . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
𐔌 i am a victim of my own success . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
꒰ how the alcohol speeks to me . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
꒰ it's saturday, u know what rhymes with saturday .ᐣ beeerrrr .ᐟ ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
₍ POSITIVITY IS LIKE BUTTER, EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH IT AND IT SHOULD BE SPREAD ₎
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
₍ he's online every night . but never in my world . ₎
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
₍ i envy the people who haven't met you . ₎
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
꒰ just slaved my ass away for 30 mins gonna reward myself with a beer and the rest of the day off . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
₍ POSITIVITY IS LIKE BUTTER, EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH IT AND IT SHOULD BE SPREAD ₎
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
₍ whichever child gets slain last gets the big bottle of 7UP .ᐟ ₎
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
𐔌 burdened with the death of a world, it clings to bloodied metal and rust, grieving all the same . ꒱
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM