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And who is that famous Seahawks fan?
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Alt: Norm Macdonald on SNL’s Weekend Update saying “you guessed it… Frank Stallone.”
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February 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
And who is that famous Seahawks fan?
Free Guy Gardner haircuts for the first 500 attendees!
a football field with the words the only bowl i need
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February 13, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Free Guy Gardner haircuts for the first 500 attendees!
Nah, they just like O-lines that can block…
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Nah, they just like O-lines that can block…
Correct, everything is over your head when your back is planted firmly into the turf….
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Correct, everything is over your head when your back is planted firmly into the turf….
Congrats on joining the Raiders Organization Klint……
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February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Congrats on joining the Raiders Organization Klint……
Looking forward to next season and a healthier Niners squad. They showed what they can do even under the worst of circumstances this year. Having that and then key pieces back and playing? Those will be two great games to watch.
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Looking forward to next season and a healthier Niners squad. They showed what they can do even under the worst of circumstances this year. Having that and then key pieces back and playing? Those will be two great games to watch.
I love that before the cameras began rolling on a take he would say “it’s magic time” to prepare himself.
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I love that before the cameras began rolling on a take he would say “it’s magic time” to prepare himself.
But cannon then was also a massive CF of levels of cannon, where the books, comics and games existed but could be contradicted later like the republic commando series being contradicted by the clone wars via GL himself…
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
But cannon then was also a massive CF of levels of cannon, where the books, comics and games existed but could be contradicted later like the republic commando series being contradicted by the clone wars via GL himself…
The fact we got metal spider legs held together by hate and rage was one of the best things ever from Star Wars
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The fact we got metal spider legs held together by hate and rage was one of the best things ever from Star Wars
Wait until he gets around to watching himself acting….
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February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Wait until he gets around to watching himself acting….
And her name was Ivanka
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
And her name was Ivanka
Even worse, he wasn’t even nominated for his role as “Best creepy old dude helping his much, much, much, younger girlfriend audition” by the Academy….
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February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Even worse, he wasn’t even nominated for his role as “Best creepy old dude helping his much, much, much, younger girlfriend audition” by the Academy….
Lazy trolling…. You know he isn’t the dude that could do this… or pull of a halfway decent Jonathan Kent on CW’s Smallville…
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February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Lazy trolling…. You know he isn’t the dude that could do this… or pull of a halfway decent Jonathan Kent on CW’s Smallville…
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
I smell it… he’s in the building….Where’s my Calzone?
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February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I smell it… he’s in the building….Where’s my Calzone?
They are probably having a Lemon Party right there in the Oval Office….
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
They are probably having a Lemon Party right there in the Oval Office….
Trump can’t even find Alberta on a map. Offer a trade of “100 big beautiful hectares of Alberta” for “4 small horrible blue states: Washington, Oregon, California and Minnesota”
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Trump can’t even find Alberta on a map. Offer a trade of “100 big beautiful hectares of Alberta” for “4 small horrible blue states: Washington, Oregon, California and Minnesota”
Absolutely brutal that Disney almost made this the last time we saw her….
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January 30, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Absolutely brutal that Disney almost made this the last time we saw her….
To be fair, the deal he cut with satan was to be a “hall of fame caliber coach…”
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January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
To be fair, the deal he cut with satan was to be a “hall of fame caliber coach…”