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@icecream467.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Hi I'm Dallas, I'm 22
Detroit become robot where a trio of humans have to save society from collapsing by mass bombing data centers
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Detroit become robot where a trio of humans have to save society from collapsing by mass bombing data centers
Larping as a 14 yr old like,, i hate life I'm gonna go sit on the swings and watch anime on my phone
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Larping as a 14 yr old like,, i hate life I'm gonna go sit on the swings and watch anime on my phone
Oh god why are pedos liking my posts????? Die forever
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Oh god why are pedos liking my posts????? Die forever
Kill everyone who enjoys laugh track sitcoms
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Kill everyone who enjoys laugh track sitcoms
Fuck character limit i cant even post my this years resolutions
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fuck character limit i cant even post my this years resolutions
Things you absolutely must do before the year ends:eat chocolatepudding chew onyour sleeve chew on your sleeve put finger through toilet paper packaging atCostco. Guilt.eat poop ballsTry vanilla pudding GuiltGuilt grind your teeth grindyourteethGuilteatpoopballschew onyoursleeve.eatchocolate pudding
sleeve.eat
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Things you absolutely must do before the year ends:eat chocolatepudding chew onyour sleeve chew on your sleeve put finger through toilet paper packaging atCostco. Guilt.eat poop ballsTry vanilla pudding GuiltGuilt grind your teeth grindyourteethGuilteatpoopballschew onyoursleeve.eatchocolate pudding
My cat is a fat virgin chud who has never fucked a day in his life and i cut his balls off on top of that
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My cat is a fat virgin chud who has never fucked a day in his life and i cut his balls off on top of that
Kill your neurotypical co workers
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Kill your neurotypical co workers
And who am I to hold them accountable for their actions?
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
And who am I to hold them accountable for their actions?
So many fruits there are to love
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So many fruits there are to love
Dont listen to your parents set the thermostat to 45°
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dont listen to your parents set the thermostat to 45°
How long does it take for uncle to come back
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
How long does it take for uncle to come back
What to do about my escaped uncle
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What to do about my escaped uncle
What to do about homeland security
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What to do about homeland security
How to get homeland security to give me back my heirlooms
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How to get homeland security to give me back my heirlooms
How to email home land security
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How to email home land security
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My gay wizard friend that i keep in my bathroom got repossessed can you help me get him back
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My gay wizard friend that i keep in my bathroom got repossessed can you help me get him back
How to control hyper sensitive wizard
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
How to control hyper sensitive wizard