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Daily John Constantine
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just your average John Constantine lover, obsessed with the one and only Hellblazer and wants to spread my sickness you will all love John as much as I do by the time I'm done

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This was one of my favourite moments in the original Hellblazer run, but literally, as I'm posting this and writing the alt text, I realised that Mr king guy isn't kissing John my world has been shattered

The artist for the issue is Sean Phillips, and is from Volume 11: Last Man Standing
John Constantine leaning forward, very annoyed and telling a man in a crown: "Bollocks, is it! I told you, I don't want the responsibilty--" In the second panel, the man in the crown leans forwards with his eyes closed and says: "Aye. But you have it."
November 22, 2024 at 9:04 AM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
mmmmm keanu reeves john constantine

I'm not sure who the artist of this piece is, but it seems to be kurocore.com/illust/5680817 ! If I'm wrong, please let me know!
Fanart of Keanu Reeves as John Constantine, lighting up a cigarette
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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matt ryan matt ryan matt ryan thats it thats the pic of John Constantine today
Live action John Constantine, played by Matt Ryan. Kind of half smirking but not really but kinda??
November 20, 2024 at 5:47 AM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
another day another random image of John Constantine heh

its so cute I love it hehehehehe

This is from Euraysia on Deviantart ! [ www.deviantart.com/euraysia ]
John Constantine as a chibi, surrounded by a bunch of tiny sharks (possibly plushies?)
November 19, 2024 at 5:27 AM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
man why does Blythe get to ride John it should be me
John Constantine in a sitting position being ridden in a sexual manner by a humanoid demon named Blythe John Constantine in a laying position being ridden by a demon named Blythe
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
man fuck Blythe I hate her so much. Badass speech bubbles though those are the kind of speech bubbles I want if I ever become a comic book character

Well. At least she's a taxpayer according to a different panel that's good at least
Oliver (John Constantine's love interest for this particular comic series) standing over John in a very flirtatious way, as John sits with an alchoholic drink in hand. Oliver is saying: "So, hope its cool to ask, but... You doing anything tonight?" Before John can answer, another speech bubble appears from Blythe (not shown in the panel), who says: "Oh yes he is."
November 18, 2024 at 1:46 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
John's internal monologue is easily the best part in any Hellblazer comic because seriously this stuff is gold
John Constantine's internal monologue, shown through a narrator bubble saying: "My dear, only slightly departed friends, acquaintances, and failures, however, I could do without."
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
best John quote in the comic (so far, I remember this comic having some banger quotes)
John speaking through a narrator bubble in a comic book. The text in the big bubble reads: "Now see, normally this is the sort of capitalist shin-kick that would really irk me. But extravagantly priced chips on pilfered cash? Why, you live but once." The second, smaller narrator bubble says: "I hope to hell."
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
you're beautiful John <3
an over the shoulder shot of John Constantine facing away from the camera and towards the ghost of Gary Lester. John is saying "Alright, then. Tell us we're beautiful." John is also finally is wearing his brown trenchcoat and is presumably no longer covered in blood, yippee
November 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
I love the implication here that John just kind of mutters that second speech bubble under his breath

Also the lack of not-human brain goop is not present on his shoulder smh

(label is because John is covered in blood)
A bust shot of John Constantine covered in blood, saying "See, right now you're afraid. You see the blood and that little bit of goop on my shoulder that you're terrified is a bit of brain." Underneath that speech bubble, John adds in brackets, as if muttering to himself very sneakily: "It is, by the way. Not human, but still." An important thing to note is that there is not a bit of goop visible on his shoulder
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
This is literally one of my favourite openings to a comic series like literally

also writing alt text for comics is so hard please please read it I spent forever writing it sobs

(labels are for the fact that John is naked and covered in blood, despite no naughty bits showing, sadly
John Constantine standing naked and covered in blood with his hands covering his privates, telling a woman folding laundry that 'its not what it looks like'. Both are in a laundry cleaning place (help idk the actual name y'know what I'm talking about though) and the narrator is saying 'Its exactly what it [four pentacles replacing the fuck word]ing looks like. But that's the trick. That's always the trick.' And also there's a trail of bloody footsteps from John
November 18, 2024 at 1:04 PM
iaughingmagician.bsky.social
Welp time to pull up random images from my folder of John Constantine pictures/fanart heh

HELP I have no idea who the brilliant artist is, I tried image searching it but only interest stuff came up, so if you know who the artist is, please tell me!!
John Constantine smoking a cigarette and leaning against a white wall, looking down with one leg up and his tie blowing majestically in the wind
November 18, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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giggling look at this art I had made of John Constantine and my oc Es Lawliet !

The artist doesn't have a bsky, but their name is Bermuda and if you want to p@y for a picture I can give you their discord!
On the left is a man with with pale skin, blue eyes, messy blonde hair and a trenchcoat sitting on the floor and comforting an androgynous person with olive/tan skin, short black hair and a tuxedo. On the right are the same characters in a different position: the androgynous person is laying on the floor with their head in the man's lap as they talk to each other excitedly.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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October 23, 2024 at 7:19 AM