Awesome! Full marks for the maximallist intent, but no to the fabric swags and creepy dolls. Needs more taxidermy. Would buy.

Never mind slaving over a new novel,Tom, you should publish a quick stocking filler compilation of your Bluesky post and subtitled pictures of farm animals, claw back some of the cash Unbound bilked! I'd buy copies for all my friends.

Perfect summation of the problem!

Currently working my way through Charles Stross' Laundry Files books and finding it mildly worrying that both my part time jobs are exactly like that, even down to the computational demonologists and occasional crazed satanic cults.

Ye godz! All it needs is a couple of O9A in insight roles....😬

Oooh, how do you do that?

Tim Hunkin puts n-gauge railway figures on his circuit boards

Connor, eh? Sounds suspiciously Irish to me...

...then there's the business of US and UK 'cups' being different sizes

Also, urban peregrine falcons. They are becoming more common now, Norwich cathedral has them nesting in the spire and in Newcastle they used to kill pigeons and eat them on the roof outside my office

Feral wallabies! The UK has quite a few colonies now and they keep turning up in odd places

They sometimes do it with golf balls