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Pecan pie is fine, but it is pie for people who want candy and don't really like pie
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Pecan pie is fine, but it is pie for people who want candy and don't really like pie
Parchment, not wax! That'd be asking for a disaster
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Parchment, not wax! That'd be asking for a disaster
I grew up in London, and now live in Nanaimo, and it honestly feels a lot more racist here... but then again a lot of things are feeling significantly more racist these days.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I grew up in London, and now live in Nanaimo, and it honestly feels a lot more racist here... but then again a lot of things are feeling significantly more racist these days.
Won't get fooled again
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Won't get fooled again
Wow, you're incredibly pissed off about this!
I'm glad that we agree that the Democrats, just like the Republicans, are almost all subhuman monsters with no respect for human life, that ideally both parties would be dismantled, and the politicians who represent them are imprisoned indefinitely
I'm glad that we agree that the Democrats, just like the Republicans, are almost all subhuman monsters with no respect for human life, that ideally both parties would be dismantled, and the politicians who represent them are imprisoned indefinitely
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow, you're incredibly pissed off about this!
I'm glad that we agree that the Democrats, just like the Republicans, are almost all subhuman monsters with no respect for human life, that ideally both parties would be dismantled, and the politicians who represent them are imprisoned indefinitely
I'm glad that we agree that the Democrats, just like the Republicans, are almost all subhuman monsters with no respect for human life, that ideally both parties would be dismantled, and the politicians who represent them are imprisoned indefinitely
I did not say anything about voting for anyone being "morally good" or "morally bad".
If someone makes the calculus that voting for the lesser evil is something they should do, then go for it, but don't pretend you aren't still voting for evil.
If someone makes the calculus that voting for the lesser evil is something they should do, then go for it, but don't pretend you aren't still voting for evil.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I did not say anything about voting for anyone being "morally good" or "morally bad".
If someone makes the calculus that voting for the lesser evil is something they should do, then go for it, but don't pretend you aren't still voting for evil.
If someone makes the calculus that voting for the lesser evil is something they should do, then go for it, but don't pretend you aren't still voting for evil.
If the choice was between Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer for president, you should be asking why we have to choose between these two, not admonishing Bundy voters for not supporting Dahmer's queerness.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If the choice was between Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer for president, you should be asking why we have to choose between these two, not admonishing Bundy voters for not supporting Dahmer's queerness.
I believe the American imperial machine is built on evil, and no matter who you vote for, that will not change. Your vote will not alter the character of either party.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I believe the American imperial machine is built on evil, and no matter who you vote for, that will not change. Your vote will not alter the character of either party.
The only political action you can imagine actually doing is voting. Anything designed to try and push the people we're voting for in a better direction just sounds like "whining" to you, because you see Dem politicians as unimpeachable deities
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The only political action you can imagine actually doing is voting. Anything designed to try and push the people we're voting for in a better direction just sounds like "whining" to you, because you see Dem politicians as unimpeachable deities
I'm not going to vote D because I'm not American.
Most of the people who are talking about how things should be better will be reluctantly voting D, though, and you'll still be telling them to shut up and you'll continue glorifying the Dems who gleefully murder children.
Most of the people who are talking about how things should be better will be reluctantly voting D, though, and you'll still be telling them to shut up and you'll continue glorifying the Dems who gleefully murder children.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm not going to vote D because I'm not American.
Most of the people who are talking about how things should be better will be reluctantly voting D, though, and you'll still be telling them to shut up and you'll continue glorifying the Dems who gleefully murder children.
Most of the people who are talking about how things should be better will be reluctantly voting D, though, and you'll still be telling them to shut up and you'll continue glorifying the Dems who gleefully murder children.
Do you think the mass murder in the name of American imperialism is necessary?
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do you think the mass murder in the name of American imperialism is necessary?
Very gross. Don't show me this :(
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Very gross. Don't show me this :(
Very Stancillian stuff
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Very Stancillian stuff
Why are you so quick to defend her?
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why are you so quick to defend her?
"Florida Lib" sounds like the name of a character that lectures European and Canadian tourists about how it's actually more progressive to go to Disney World than Varadero
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Florida Lib" sounds like the name of a character that lectures European and Canadian tourists about how it's actually more progressive to go to Disney World than Varadero
Yeah I'm walking down the street and everyone is high fiving me for my cool shirt. They're all saying "Stancil is a dork", and "We just kinda like you more than Will Stancil"
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Yeah I'm walking down the street and everyone is high fiving me for my cool shirt. They're all saying "Stancil is a dork", and "We just kinda like you more than Will Stancil"
A poor lil' guy like Stancil couldn't possibly be expected to know how to handle this kind of attention! He's a sweet boy, but he's just too simple to know how to manipulate this kind of attention into cynical self promotion!
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A poor lil' guy like Stancil couldn't possibly be expected to know how to handle this kind of attention! He's a sweet boy, but he's just too simple to know how to manipulate this kind of attention into cynical self promotion!
If you're getting picked on because the popular kids saw you eat your own boogers, you should stand in front of the class dig out the biggest, crustiest, bloodiest nugget and slurp that thing down. Don't let them change who you really are!
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you're getting picked on because the popular kids saw you eat your own boogers, you should stand in front of the class dig out the biggest, crustiest, bloodiest nugget and slurp that thing down. Don't let them change who you really are!