Ian Goldstein
@iangoldstein.bsky.social
👀 writer/performer featured in the NYTimes and ABC News talking about Healthcare
✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's
💊 crohn's disease haver
🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare
https://outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/
✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's
💊 crohn's disease haver
🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare
https://outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/
If you’re feeling lonely today here’s a picture of Babe Ruth’s mother and father:
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If you’re feeling lonely today here’s a picture of Babe Ruth’s mother and father:
This should have been my name
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This should have been my name
No universal healthcare, but first trillionaire. yay.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No universal healthcare, but first trillionaire. yay.
Does anyone want to split this with me?
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Does anyone want to split this with me?
There’s a tiktok channel called pepper spray central where it’s just different people getting pepper sprayed. I have no point to make just letting you know this is where we’re at.
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
There’s a tiktok channel called pepper spray central where it’s just different people getting pepper sprayed. I have no point to make just letting you know this is where we’re at.
just a reminder that these are the grains of the cereal family so STOP ASKING ME
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
just a reminder that these are the grains of the cereal family so STOP ASKING ME
Welp this is on every govt site now
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Welp this is on every govt site now
“My mammogram was covered last time."
“The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number.
$652.94.
Written by @marawilson.bsky.social
Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social
Full post here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
“The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number.
$652.94.
Written by @marawilson.bsky.social
Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social
Full post here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
“My mammogram was covered last time."
“The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number.
$652.94.
Written by @marawilson.bsky.social
Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social
Full post here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
“The mammogram is covered,” she said. “But this is for the ultrasound.” And she pointed to the number.
$652.94.
Written by @marawilson.bsky.social
Illustrated by @emilyflake.bsky.social
Full post here:
substack.com/home/post/p-...
this is infuriating
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this is infuriating
I was genuinely asking about scat singing
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was genuinely asking about scat singing
this insulting to me and all other elton johnsons.
September 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this insulting to me and all other elton johnsons.
this isn't helpful
September 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this isn't helpful
I think I'll actually get this one!
September 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think I'll actually get this one!
I think I'll get this one!
September 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think I'll get this one!
Would Abraham Zapruder rather have an iPhone or android?
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Would Abraham Zapruder rather have an iPhone or android?