Ian Callipydge
@iancallipydge.bsky.social
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Ian Callipydge
@iancallipydge.bsky.social
· Feb 25
Gotta give credit.. the Sharks have done a really good job of staying in shooting lanes even with the Jets moving the puck around fairly well.
This is the weirdest West Side Story take I've ever read.
Hot take: Worf (the character, not Michael Dorn) was not needed on Deep Soace Nine. He doesn't add enough to the show to justify him being there.
I get the historical reason why he was added, but it wasn't the right creative choice. #treksky
I get the historical reason why he was added, but it wasn't the right creative choice. #treksky
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hot take: Worf (the character, not Michael Dorn) was not needed on Deep Soace Nine. He doesn't add enough to the show to justify him being there.
I get the historical reason why he was added, but it wasn't the right creative choice. #treksky
I get the historical reason why he was added, but it wasn't the right creative choice. #treksky
This, by far, the best message I've ever read on a package of anything.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This, by far, the best message I've ever read on a package of anything.
"Ohio is 77."
That is what I pocket dialed as a skeet. Therefore, it must be.
That is what I pocket dialed as a skeet. Therefore, it must be.
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Ohio is 77."
That is what I pocket dialed as a skeet. Therefore, it must be.
That is what I pocket dialed as a skeet. Therefore, it must be.
I went to a dinner held for HOA board member volunteers. Sorry ladies, for saying that without a trigger warning as now you're sitting there in soaked panties.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I went to a dinner held for HOA board member volunteers. Sorry ladies, for saying that without a trigger warning as now you're sitting there in soaked panties.
Okay, I have a main character name: Ben Appétit. I'm basically 90% the way done with the next great American novel. #writersky
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Okay, I have a main character name: Ben Appétit. I'm basically 90% the way done with the next great American novel. #writersky
Even if you've never played a game of baseball in your life, if your name is Will Smith you should try out for the MLB. Someone's bound to take a flier on you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Even if you've never played a game of baseball in your life, if your name is Will Smith you should try out for the MLB. Someone's bound to take a flier on you.
Repost with you and your significant other (not really).
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Repost with you and your significant other (not really).
There are three reasons I'm rooting for the Blue Jays in the #WorldSeries.
1) anyone but the Dodgers
2) the team is, like, half ex-Guardians
3) OH CANADA!
1) anyone but the Dodgers
2) the team is, like, half ex-Guardians
3) OH CANADA!
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There are three reasons I'm rooting for the Blue Jays in the #WorldSeries.
1) anyone but the Dodgers
2) the team is, like, half ex-Guardians
3) OH CANADA!
1) anyone but the Dodgers
2) the team is, like, half ex-Guardians
3) OH CANADA!
If the plural of index is indices and vortex is vortices, then these must also be true:
- one duplex, two duplices
- one suplex, many suplices
- one T-rex, a clade of T-rices
- one sex, Battle of the Sices
- one googolplex, any more than one googolplex is functionally the same as one, isn't it?
- one duplex, two duplices
- one suplex, many suplices
- one T-rex, a clade of T-rices
- one sex, Battle of the Sices
- one googolplex, any more than one googolplex is functionally the same as one, isn't it?
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If the plural of index is indices and vortex is vortices, then these must also be true:
- one duplex, two duplices
- one suplex, many suplices
- one T-rex, a clade of T-rices
- one sex, Battle of the Sices
- one googolplex, any more than one googolplex is functionally the same as one, isn't it?
- one duplex, two duplices
- one suplex, many suplices
- one T-rex, a clade of T-rices
- one sex, Battle of the Sices
- one googolplex, any more than one googolplex is functionally the same as one, isn't it?
Inflaties are the new furries.
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Inflaties are the new furries.
Just saw an account that had one follower and 1.7k posts. At what point does it make more sense to just call them?
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just saw an account that had one follower and 1.7k posts. At what point does it make more sense to just call them?
Me, looking at 2025.
October 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Me, looking at 2025.
You gotta feel bad for that woman who mistakenly spent her life savings on shares of the Amazon rain forest.
October 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You gotta feel bad for that woman who mistakenly spent her life savings on shares of the Amazon rain forest.
You know, with more than 100 games with the Final Fantasy moniker, I'm beginning to wonder if it's actually final.
October 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You know, with more than 100 games with the Final Fantasy moniker, I'm beginning to wonder if it's actually final.
I got so many Nobel Peace Prizes I use 'em as coasters. What's the big deal?
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I got so many Nobel Peace Prizes I use 'em as coasters. What's the big deal?
Who unearths all the buried ledes? Is lede excavator a thing? I need work.
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Who unearths all the buried ledes? Is lede excavator a thing? I need work.
One man's trash is probably gonna be my Christmas gift to my wife.
October 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One man's trash is probably gonna be my Christmas gift to my wife.
"Everything Right is Wrong Again" by They Might Be Giants.
October 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"Everything Right is Wrong Again" by They Might Be Giants.
Do they sell perspirant? Asking for an unusually dry friend.
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Do they sell perspirant? Asking for an unusually dry friend.
I didn't know Jane Goodall personally.
Just in case you were wondering.
Just in case you were wondering.
October 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I didn't know Jane Goodall personally.
Just in case you were wondering.
Just in case you were wondering.
Hey, life, can you give me a break for a fucking week?
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey, life, can you give me a break for a fucking week?
Okay, Bluesky, I need honest opinions. For my funeral, is giving out shirts that say "I attended Derek's funeral and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" a good idea or no?
September 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Okay, Bluesky, I need honest opinions. For my funeral, is giving out shirts that say "I attended Derek's funeral and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" a good idea or no?