Eggman
@iamzeeeggman.bsky.social
I'm a good egg, but my thoughts are still sometimes scrambled.
oh man, i vividly remember that full metal jacket debate. good times.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
oh man, i vividly remember that full metal jacket debate. good times.
i will pay you in skyline chili coupons
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i will pay you in skyline chili coupons
i am that husband who is under 3 blankets while the wife is sleeping uncovered and wants the ceiling fan turned up.
here's the thing: the cold person is always the one who should compromise. we can always add another layer. the hot person runs out of options real quick.
here's the thing: the cold person is always the one who should compromise. we can always add another layer. the hot person runs out of options real quick.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i am that husband who is under 3 blankets while the wife is sleeping uncovered and wants the ceiling fan turned up.
here's the thing: the cold person is always the one who should compromise. we can always add another layer. the hot person runs out of options real quick.
here's the thing: the cold person is always the one who should compromise. we can always add another layer. the hot person runs out of options real quick.
you don't want to mess with reba. she'll saw right through you.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
you don't want to mess with reba. she'll saw right through you.
nice attempt to cover up your fart. sell it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
nice attempt to cover up your fart. sell it.
clearly the other one's not as good with her feet
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
clearly the other one's not as good with her feet
he loves the whitest things
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
he loves the whitest things
howell vs. hershfelt in the final. will any shins survive?
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
howell vs. hershfelt in the final. will any shins survive?
i remember squirt from childhood (they had a mail-in offer of baseball cards). led me to wikipedia page, which told me this:
1. originated in phoenix in 1939, popular across southwest
2. coke launched fresca to compete against squirt
3. now owned by keurig
1. originated in phoenix in 1939, popular across southwest
2. coke launched fresca to compete against squirt
3. now owned by keurig
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i remember squirt from childhood (they had a mail-in offer of baseball cards). led me to wikipedia page, which told me this:
1. originated in phoenix in 1939, popular across southwest
2. coke launched fresca to compete against squirt
3. now owned by keurig
1. originated in phoenix in 1939, popular across southwest
2. coke launched fresca to compete against squirt
3. now owned by keurig
are the rosters available?
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
are the rosters available?
only seen ep 1. what did i miss?
(was floored a few years ago on re-watching 'civil war' for the first time since it aired at how soaked in lost cause mythology is is.)
(was floored a few years ago on re-watching 'civil war' for the first time since it aired at how soaked in lost cause mythology is is.)
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
only seen ep 1. what did i miss?
(was floored a few years ago on re-watching 'civil war' for the first time since it aired at how soaked in lost cause mythology is is.)
(was floored a few years ago on re-watching 'civil war' for the first time since it aired at how soaked in lost cause mythology is is.)
my dog also calls me a tool
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
my dog also calls me a tool
fact: all cfl games are required to have at least one team named roughriders
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
fact: all cfl games are required to have at least one team named roughriders
now it's the fibonaughty sequence
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
now it's the fibonaughty sequence
hey i saw that guy outside the louvre a few weeks ago
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
hey i saw that guy outside the louvre a few weeks ago
spirit 4, gotham 1
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
spirit 4, gotham 1
has allie z. always had that little hop or did she pick it up from shade?
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
has allie z. always had that little hop or did she pick it up from shade?
what most of the owners (who, presumably, berman is speaking for) seem not to grasp is that being the "world's most competitive league" will not, in the long run, produce nearly the monetary return as "world's best league" will.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
what most of the owners (who, presumably, berman is speaking for) seem not to grasp is that being the "world's most competitive league" will not, in the long run, produce nearly the monetary return as "world's best league" will.
a name i started using around age 9 was morton sidbury. and i sometimes still break it out.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
a name i started using around age 9 was morton sidbury. and i sometimes still break it out.
somebody tell berman
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
somebody tell berman
i just want them all to very prominently point out it wasn't her first huge ethical violation and that the first involved befriending, hanging out with, and defending a nazi
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i just want them all to very prominently point out it wasn't her first huge ethical violation and that the first involved befriending, hanging out with, and defending a nazi