Were you a fan of Calvin & Hobbes as a kid, by any chance? Cuz I’m getting STRONG Calvin snowmen vibes from this…

(I say that as a big Calvin & Hobbes fan myself)

I’m trying! 😘

Guess who hasn’t seen the first one 🫣

And now it’s time for Dallas to be in you 😜

I have lots of loose concepts characters that I can drop into anything. Specifics & flavor can come later once we do session zero:

Elderly barbarian who stays calm until you attack her “family”

Warlock who thinks he’s a cleric (or vice versa)

Aasamar Bard who does ASMR.

I love making characters!

Never too early to get into bed

Also, it goes without saying that the congressional districts should be drawn by non-partisan independent group

After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft HQ, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."

3/3🧵

The pilot saw a tall building with lights & flew toward it, the passenger wrote a sign, "WHERE AM I?" & held it up for the building's occupants to see.

People in the building held up a sign, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, flew off, & landed safely.

🧵2/3

Reminds me of a joke:

A helicopter with a pilot & a passenger were flying around Seattle one night when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's nav & comm equipment, right as a deep fog set it.

The pilot could not determine the helicopter's position & course to get back to the airport.

🧵1/3

And like, it’s fine to have preferences in what you find attractive (within reason), but if you’re going to be picky like that, you don’t also get to complain about there being no tops

I feel like the bottoms who say this (esp. in larger cities) are usually really shallow & picky… the “no fat, no fem, must be 25-28 only, 6’2”+, 9”+, blond hair, blue eyes, 8 pack” types…

Like yeah, there’s only 1 man who meets all that & he wants nothing to do with you cuz your personality sucks…

GameCube Controller was the best controller layout ever, and I will die on this hill.

Yeah, I figured it won’t change much in a month, and booking via Capital One travel gets me more points than booking direct.

It’s tough seeing someone else living out your dreams… 😮‍💨

That is a very hot take in the gay community…

But you aren’t wrong…

Capital One Travel only has dates through November up for me, so I haven’t yet, but I’m expecting December to be available in January and will book like Jan 2nd 😂😂😂

It gets downright demanding. “So bring us some figgy pudding”. And not only do they switch from wishing you stuff to making demands, they threaten you “we won’t go until we get some”… all it needs is a “you wouldn’t want something to happen to this beautiful home” to finish it off..

“We Wish You A Merry Christmas”.

It’s a song that reads like a mafia threat. Starts off all nice and innocent “we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year”. Then then expands to say they know your friends and family (but still nice) “good tidings we bring, to you and your kin”

But then…