David Morton
David Morton
@iamthedizzle.bsky.social
if theres enough social networks do they get to make their own social network
sometimes baseball feels like 'what if coin flips had momentum'
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i dont see a single person complaining that we're losing valuable quiz with balls airtime with this world series
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My thought on the Phillies is that the Padres are even bigger frauds than we are and beating them the way we did in 2022 in the nlcs has provided a lot of undeserved status
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
good looks to the man man fan working in NBC's football production van
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
ai: what if you could make your entire life guitar hero?
July 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
best movies of the century are casino royale whiplash then mulholland drive 8 times.
June 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
charlotte flair looks like she has asked to see the manager of a CVS multiple times in her life.
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
video games stink because you can be deeply excited for something for weeks, play it for 2 hours and only then realize its not going to be for you.
April 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
its opening day which means mlb tv is broken
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
dear god we were so lucky to have had david lynch in our lives.
January 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
so far twitter is where the vermin live and bluesky is where the cats who kill vermin leave all the carcasses.
December 16, 2024 at 10:35 PM