Carrie (don't take me to prom)
@iamofdaniel.bsky.social
Artist. Mom. Wife. Smart Ass. Grad student, data analyst & Cybersecurity Consultant.
Progressive politics, zero filter, mediocre housekeeping. Read more books!
Find my art at CarrieRyanArt.com
Progressive politics, zero filter, mediocre housekeeping. Read more books!
Find my art at CarrieRyanArt.com
I feel like we could all use the joy that fire hockey would bring.
June 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I feel like we could all use the joy that fire hockey would bring.
I got to pretend to be a meteorologist after filming a spot at the station here in Austin.
June 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I got to pretend to be a meteorologist after filming a spot at the station here in Austin.
This chandelier is sponsored by Trojan.
June 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This chandelier is sponsored by Trojan.
It’s been an amazing trip to England, and now we begin a long day of travel home.
I’m thankful for the Centurion lounge with its delicious food and decent coffee.
I’m thankful for the Centurion lounge with its delicious food and decent coffee.
May 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It’s been an amazing trip to England, and now we begin a long day of travel home.
I’m thankful for the Centurion lounge with its delicious food and decent coffee.
I’m thankful for the Centurion lounge with its delicious food and decent coffee.
Sorry I’ve been away, we are in England on a family holiday and I’ve been trying to unplug. Here’s the view from the tower bedroom we stayed in at Thornbury Castle. It was the most amazing experience ever. A 16th century castle owned by Henry VIII
May 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sorry I’ve been away, we are in England on a family holiday and I’ve been trying to unplug. Here’s the view from the tower bedroom we stayed in at Thornbury Castle. It was the most amazing experience ever. A 16th century castle owned by Henry VIII
What a weekend! I got to participate in a photo shoot for the next WGU national ad campaign with hair and makeup. So much fun! Was interviewed on video as well as part of it. Big alumni party. Met the president and many board members and spoke in front of a packed stadium. Such a great experience!
April 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What a weekend! I got to participate in a photo shoot for the next WGU national ad campaign with hair and makeup. So much fun! Was interviewed on video as well as part of it. Big alumni party. Met the president and many board members and spoke in front of a packed stadium. Such a great experience!
I won’t stop, but I recognize my own hypocrisy.
April 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I won’t stop, but I recognize my own hypocrisy.
Called to cancel my target card I’ve had for 10 years. The rep asked why. I let her know I won’t give money to companies that enable fascism. She said she respected that & thanked me for taking a stand. Canceled my Amazon store card too and commented why.
March 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Called to cancel my target card I’ve had for 10 years. The rep asked why. I let her know I won’t give money to companies that enable fascism. She said she respected that & thanked me for taking a stand. Canceled my Amazon store card too and commented why.
Im not sure Koda is wise. This is the window he watches for my husband to come home at. 😂
March 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Im not sure Koda is wise. This is the window he watches for my husband to come home at. 😂
If my husband’s dog could stop unmaking every bed in the house because he’s mad I wouldn’t let him up in my lap, that would be great.
He such a character. Every pillow and blanket has been tossed onto the floor.
He such a character. Every pillow and blanket has been tossed onto the floor.
March 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If my husband’s dog could stop unmaking every bed in the house because he’s mad I wouldn’t let him up in my lap, that would be great.
He such a character. Every pillow and blanket has been tossed onto the floor.
He such a character. Every pillow and blanket has been tossed onto the floor.
The only way I’ll be born again is if I find out anyone who isn’t raptured has to assemble Ikea furniture for the rest of eternity.
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The only way I’ll be born again is if I find out anyone who isn’t raptured has to assemble Ikea furniture for the rest of eternity.
Hey everyone. I downloaded my social security info earlier this week and just tried to login via two different methods and got this:
March 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hey everyone. I downloaded my social security info earlier this week and just tried to login via two different methods and got this:
😂😂😂 I’ve been replying with this
March 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
😂😂😂 I’ve been replying with this
How I explained the Gulf of America nonsense to a random dudebro on FB.
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How I explained the Gulf of America nonsense to a random dudebro on FB.
They're so arrogant in their stupidity.
February 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They're so arrogant in their stupidity.
You definitely shouldn't email hr [at] opm [dot] gov a list of your own 5 accomplishments for the week, because it could overwhelm the server and that would be bad.
February 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You definitely shouldn't email hr [at] opm [dot] gov a list of your own 5 accomplishments for the week, because it could overwhelm the server and that would be bad.
Safety first! Especially when I’m in a hotel room alone.
And yes, I can move the furniture quickly in case of emergency.
And yes, I can move the furniture quickly in case of emergency.
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Safety first! Especially when I’m in a hotel room alone.
And yes, I can move the furniture quickly in case of emergency.
And yes, I can move the furniture quickly in case of emergency.
Koda is distraught because I pulled out my suitcase for an overnight work trip and he thinks this means my husband is leaving.
February 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Koda is distraught because I pulled out my suitcase for an overnight work trip and he thinks this means my husband is leaving.
TFW you’re curled up on the sofa with a blanket, watching Alone: Australia and judging their survival skills as you drink a sparkling water and eat a sandwich.
February 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
TFW you’re curled up on the sofa with a blanket, watching Alone: Australia and judging their survival skills as you drink a sparkling water and eat a sandwich.
Frodo has claimed his rightful spot in the guest room.
February 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Frodo has claimed his rightful spot in the guest room.
Current mood: Tupac and Schoolhouse Rock.
February 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Current mood: Tupac and Schoolhouse Rock.
Meanwhile, house republicans are at a beach retreat in Florida. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Meanwhile, house republicans are at a beach retreat in Florida. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼