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Chairman Mardikins
@iammardikins.bsky.social
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Escaping Elon. The 4th jaffa curse of the apocalypse. Not a terf
Pronouns: they/them or she/her
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Zooey Deschanel from "New girl" pulling an exasperated face
August 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Woke up to the horrible realisation that it's Monday
A screenshot of Sadffleck (Ben Affleck with a sad face)
August 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Reposting this with Alt text
Liz Truss stood next to JD Vance in black hooded capes, like grim reapers. Both looking smug and nefarious. Truss is stood to the left looking off camera to the left and Vance is looking right. In reference to them meeting with Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and the pope, both died shortly after meeting them
April 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This guy?
Trump sat in a car, clutching a phone to his ear, mouth half open, eyes squinting. His hand reaches up to the window like a half-assed wave. He has a MAGA hat on. He does not look healthy at all. Rather hideous actually
April 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Och på webbsidan ser det fortfarande ut som man kan boka
A screen dump showing booking options available for covid 19 vaccination, with "covid-19, from 12 years (for paying customers)" selected
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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A still of Misty from the pokemon tv show. Over her head it says "liberals" she is holding up a crucifix with a label that says "nothing" to ward off a pokemon with the label "fascism"
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Dear God America WTF did you do
A screenshot of a white house post showing an image of Trump with a crown on his head with the text "Long live the king"
February 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Timeline cleanser 😅 @socialistdawn.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social
Screenshot from Cunk on earth: "why don't bicycles have toilets? It would save you having to get off. I might write that down and copyright it"
February 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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🤣 @rachel4742.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social as long as it's me doing the smacking...
A screenshot of a gif by merriam Webster showing the word "smackdown"
January 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 those are Blokes high-end versions. Here's mine
An image of a creepy voodoo doll
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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When I was little I kept hearing about these marbles and thought they mean these
A photo with a selection of glass marbles in different colours and sizes
December 4, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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Watching Sound of Music, kinda refreshing to watch something where Nazis are, you know, considered bad people. Nowadays they'd be portrayed as Very Fine People I'm sure
Gif of Christopher Plummer ripping a nazi flag from the motion picture "the sound of music"
November 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Stole this from the Bad Place
Venn diagram with 2 circles showing overlap between "dumbest times", "darkest times" with the overlap in-between saying "you are here"
November 21, 2024 at 10:18 AM
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What history books
A still image from motion picture "the road". A man and boy in tattered clothes with a shopping trolley pictured against a post-apocalyptic background
November 21, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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This is a terrible take. See the paradox of intolerance. It also speaks of someone's privilege that they can "afford" to extend that tolerance. Many of us can't
An infographic explaining Karl Popper's Paradox of intolerance. We should not tolerate the intolerant
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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Woman in movie theatre with 3d glasses on eating popcorn
November 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Yes 😊
Medium shot of a cute white furry dog with a big black nose lying down and looking at camera
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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October 7, 2023 at 10:07 AM
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Oi @socialistdawn.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social

Are we heading down the dog and handbag or what?
October 6, 2023 at 6:10 PM
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@socialistdawn.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social

*sniffs* It's so nice over here we should have a housewarming or something. Seems less fasch here or am I wrong?
Christopher Plummer ripping a nazi flag (from Sound of music)
September 19, 2023 at 7:53 PM