Godzilla
@iamgodzilla.bsky.social
Up from the depths
30 stories high
He/Him Pronouns
"Insufferable reply guy"
GODZILLⒶ!
GODZILLⒶ!
30 stories high
He/Him Pronouns
"Insufferable reply guy"
GODZILLⒶ!
GODZILLⒶ!
Did you pretend to be horrified at Labour's genocide that you fully support?
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Did you pretend to be horrified at Labour's genocide that you fully support?
I'd say black mould but Scotland already claimed that.
England should have the urban fox to represent how obsessed we are with bins.
England should have the urban fox to represent how obsessed we are with bins.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'd say black mould but Scotland already claimed that.
England should have the urban fox to represent how obsessed we are with bins.
England should have the urban fox to represent how obsessed we are with bins.
Bloody foreigners. Coming over here, giving us money.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Bloody foreigners. Coming over here, giving us money.
The whites-only country club should become a military empire! The 4th Reich shall last for a thousand years!
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The whites-only country club should become a military empire! The 4th Reich shall last for a thousand years!
"Everyone is bad at driving except me".
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"Everyone is bad at driving except me".
As a follower of local news I am endlessly amused by people complaining that cars are driving slower because of the ice.
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
As a follower of local news I am endlessly amused by people complaining that cars are driving slower because of the ice.
That was me in my 20s. I remember me and my mates smoking outside in snowy Colorado. Shorts, t-shirt and bare feet. The Americans were horrified. Now I'm old I risk my life everytime I leave my slippers in the other rrom
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
That was me in my 20s. I remember me and my mates smoking outside in snowy Colorado. Shorts, t-shirt and bare feet. The Americans were horrified. Now I'm old I risk my life everytime I leave my slippers in the other rrom
If it looks like it could effect profits then they might consider it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
If it looks like it could effect profits then they might consider it.
You have to respect the man for avoiding the tired toolmaker pun. Some people like to repeat the same joke for decades. It shows the measure of the man that after years of being a toolmaker in the toolmakery surrounded by toolmaking banter he was still looking for new ways to insult his hideous get
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
You have to respect the man for avoiding the tired toolmaker pun. Some people like to repeat the same joke for decades. It shows the measure of the man that after years of being a toolmaker in the toolmakery surrounded by toolmaking banter he was still looking for new ways to insult his hideous get
Is this you using the name of somebody who has died as a curse word? Repugnant.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Is this you using the name of somebody who has died as a curse word? Repugnant.
At this point neither would Labour. Labour are only getting the handful of votes they are because of racists.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
At this point neither would Labour. Labour are only getting the handful of votes they are because of racists.
The genocide guy only thinks racism is bad when people outside of his shrinking club do it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The genocide guy only thinks racism is bad when people outside of his shrinking club do it.
Pretty much. He thinks he is being profound.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pretty much. He thinks he is being profound.
I have a friend who loves the guy. He quotes his speeches. He would be sad if his precious hero came to coolness. And that would make me even happier.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have a friend who loves the guy. He quotes his speeches. He would be sad if his precious hero came to coolness. And that would make me even happier.
So Batman's nipples are actually Besagews? Armoured rondels that protect the axilla?
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So Batman's nipples are actually Besagews? Armoured rondels that protect the axilla?
If centrists were capable of learning from the failures of centrism then they wouldn't be centrists.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If centrists were capable of learning from the failures of centrism then they wouldn't be centrists.
Clinton fans hate Trump. Trump fans hate Clinton. It is funny to think that while these crowds of arseholes were screaming abuse at each other their idols were enjoying each other's bodies.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Clinton fans hate Trump. Trump fans hate Clinton. It is funny to think that while these crowds of arseholes were screaming abuse at each other their idols were enjoying each other's bodies.
I think I should pay more tax.
I earn a pretty penny but it's pocket change compared to what my billionaire client spends on just their fancy hats. Tax me more. Tax them a lot more.
I earn a pretty penny but it's pocket change compared to what my billionaire client spends on just their fancy hats. Tax me more. Tax them a lot more.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I think I should pay more tax.
I earn a pretty penny but it's pocket change compared to what my billionaire client spends on just their fancy hats. Tax me more. Tax them a lot more.
I earn a pretty penny but it's pocket change compared to what my billionaire client spends on just their fancy hats. Tax me more. Tax them a lot more.
All Elves have English accents. Not sure why. Shakespeare probably.
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All Elves have English accents. Not sure why. Shakespeare probably.
Deep sausage dog lore.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Deep sausage dog lore.
I had a barghest when I was kid. Lovely animals. Just big softies really.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I had a barghest when I was kid. Lovely animals. Just big softies really.
Better late than never
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Better late than never
Are you a big admirer of the Iranian regime? Would you like to see the same level of religious persecution in your country?
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Are you a big admirer of the Iranian regime? Would you like to see the same level of religious persecution in your country?
I'm so in debt it's the same as having loads of money. How exactly does one short a pound? Is there a way to achieve the same thing without actually doing the shorting?
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm so in debt it's the same as having loads of money. How exactly does one short a pound? Is there a way to achieve the same thing without actually doing the shorting?