Amy Woehler
@iamfayte.bsky.social
Ditzy old W.A.S.P. Happily married. Four children. Mouth like a sewer. Neither Republican nor Democrat, just morally sound. Definitely younger inside than out. Cat lover. Music lover. Transatlantic raconteur.
DMs are off because... pervs.
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DMs are off because... pervs.
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To everyone who woke up this morning and masturbated alone...
... Happy Valentine's Day 💘
... Happy Valentine's Day 💘
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 AM
To everyone who woke up this morning and masturbated alone...
... Happy Valentine's Day 💘
... Happy Valentine's Day 💘
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
At this point I'm just happy laughing at my own posts.
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
At this point I'm just happy laughing at my own posts.
When all this is done and the sentencing and hangings begin, I want the half-time show to feature Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, Kristi Noem and Laura Loomer wrestling in a giant tub of lime jello... to the death.
We can chuck Marge and that rancid sponge, Boebert in there too.
We can chuck Marge and that rancid sponge, Boebert in there too.
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
When all this is done and the sentencing and hangings begin, I want the half-time show to feature Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, Kristi Noem and Laura Loomer wrestling in a giant tub of lime jello... to the death.
We can chuck Marge and that rancid sponge, Boebert in there too.
We can chuck Marge and that rancid sponge, Boebert in there too.
In the immortal words of Barry the Baptist, that Pam Bondi, she's a ...
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
In the immortal words of Barry the Baptist, that Pam Bondi, she's a ...
Pam Bondi's arrogance is incredible.
You can tell she's been practicing.
Her dismissive lack of eye contact game is on point.
I bet she doesn't use her indicators either.
You can tell she's been practicing.
Her dismissive lack of eye contact game is on point.
I bet she doesn't use her indicators either.
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Pam Bondi's arrogance is incredible.
You can tell she's been practicing.
Her dismissive lack of eye contact game is on point.
I bet she doesn't use her indicators either.
You can tell she's been practicing.
Her dismissive lack of eye contact game is on point.
I bet she doesn't use her indicators either.
Oof. Sick burn.
Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oof. Sick burn.
Reposted by Amy Woehler
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
Pam Bondi is NOT the people's attorney.
She IS the President's personal attorney.
She IS the President's personal attorney.
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Pam Bondi is NOT the people's attorney.
She IS the President's personal attorney.
She IS the President's personal attorney.
Pam Bondi looks like she's about to swallow a guinea pig whole in this photo.
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Pam Bondi looks like she's about to swallow a guinea pig whole in this photo.
Pam Bondi is Trump's lost love-child... with Maleficent.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Pam Bondi is Trump's lost love-child... with Maleficent.
Kemi Badenoch reminds me of an angry little person whose arms are too short to reach the Anusol at the chemist.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Kemi Badenoch reminds me of an angry little person whose arms are too short to reach the Anusol at the chemist.
Wait, isn't Tom Turdonhat's mate, Liz Truss still getting £115k a year for butt-fucking the economy and being in power for a handful of days?
#pmqs
#pmqs
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Wait, isn't Tom Turdonhat's mate, Liz Truss still getting £115k a year for butt-fucking the economy and being in power for a handful of days?
#pmqs
#pmqs
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and swims like a duck, it's probably a cunt.
a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with chinese characters on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with chinese characters on his face .
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February 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and swims like a duck, it's probably a cunt.
Hey, Americans.
Why are you putting up with this Hunger Games type shit?
If your dream had always been to revert to a Victorian industrial utopia and offer your first born up to the Mango Mullah, you're doing great!
Why are you putting up with this Hunger Games type shit?
If your dream had always been to revert to a Victorian industrial utopia and offer your first born up to the Mango Mullah, you're doing great!
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hey, Americans.
Why are you putting up with this Hunger Games type shit?
If your dream had always been to revert to a Victorian industrial utopia and offer your first born up to the Mango Mullah, you're doing great!
Why are you putting up with this Hunger Games type shit?
If your dream had always been to revert to a Victorian industrial utopia and offer your first born up to the Mango Mullah, you're doing great!
Let's just all remember that Obama isn't mentioned in the Epstein files.
He may be referred to, but no communication.
He's. Not. In. There.
This fat, mutated, gropey, sack of shit is, though.
He is, a lot.
He may be referred to, but no communication.
He's. Not. In. There.
This fat, mutated, gropey, sack of shit is, though.
He is, a lot.
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Let's just all remember that Obama isn't mentioned in the Epstein files.
He may be referred to, but no communication.
He's. Not. In. There.
This fat, mutated, gropey, sack of shit is, though.
He is, a lot.
He may be referred to, but no communication.
He's. Not. In. There.
This fat, mutated, gropey, sack of shit is, though.
He is, a lot.
Billy Joel totally needs to do a 2026 remake of We Didn't Start the Fire.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Billy Joel totally needs to do a 2026 remake of We Didn't Start the Fire.
Weyland Yutani would create a bioweapons program if they discovered Laura Loomer on a distant planet.
February 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Weyland Yutani would create a bioweapons program if they discovered Laura Loomer on a distant planet.
Laura Loomer is so bitter that in a recent poll, 100% of Brussel Sprouts interviewed wouldn't eat her.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Laura Loomer is so bitter that in a recent poll, 100% of Brussel Sprouts interviewed wouldn't eat her.
If you gave me the choice of kissing Laura Loomer or drinking the contents of an abandoned spitoon, I'd take the spitoon.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If you gave me the choice of kissing Laura Loomer or drinking the contents of an abandoned spitoon, I'd take the spitoon.
Laura Loomer isn't white enough to be saying things about the half time show not being white enough.
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Laura Loomer isn't white enough to be saying things about the half time show not being white enough.
Reposted by Amy Woehler
WHY has no one in the Epstein Files been charged? Epstein and his girlfriend, and literally no one else.
DOJ has spent more time and resources protecting the criminals than investigating them. Even as a blanket cover-up it doesn't make sense.
DOJ has spent more time and resources protecting the criminals than investigating them. Even as a blanket cover-up it doesn't make sense.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
WHY has no one in the Epstein Files been charged? Epstein and his girlfriend, and literally no one else.
DOJ has spent more time and resources protecting the criminals than investigating them. Even as a blanket cover-up it doesn't make sense.
DOJ has spent more time and resources protecting the criminals than investigating them. Even as a blanket cover-up it doesn't make sense.