Iain Patterson
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So you can have half of your defence dragging a striker to the ground at a corner… just make sure you start it before the corner is taken.
Utter bollocks
Utter bollocks
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
So you can have half of your defence dragging a striker to the ground at a corner… just make sure you start it before the corner is taken.
Utter bollocks
Utter bollocks
4 points. Keep the pressure on these gimps and their arse drop out of sight
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
4 points. Keep the pressure on these gimps and their arse drop out of sight
When the turkeys vote for Christmas, don’t start complaining when the oven’s hot on the 25th!
Newcastle & Villa getting exactly what they voted for and then have the brass neck to complain about it.
We fucking warned you lads
We fucking warned you lads
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 AM
When the turkeys vote for Christmas, don’t start complaining when the oven’s hot on the 25th!
Need to give Sky a ring on Monday, I seem to have fucking MUTV by mistake.
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Need to give Sky a ring on Monday, I seem to have fucking MUTV by mistake.
Whoever did this for the Bleacher Report over on the other place deserves the Turner prize or something.
Some serious Berting going on with this photo 🤣
Some serious Berting going on with this photo 🤣
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Whoever did this for the Bleacher Report over on the other place deserves the Turner prize or something.
Some serious Berting going on with this photo 🤣
Some serious Berting going on with this photo 🤣
Pep ready to take on the world… again. I love his world is against us siege mentality… he took the same approach after 115.
And we won the treble.
And we won the treble.
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Pep ready to take on the world… again. I love his world is against us siege mentality… he took the same approach after 115.
And we won the treble.
And we won the treble.
Max Alleyne… what a performance lad! Big atmosphere, huge game under pressure and he stepped up.
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Max Alleyne… what a performance lad! Big atmosphere, huge game under pressure and he stepped up.
RULE THAT ONE OUT YOU PRICKS
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
RULE THAT ONE OUT YOU PRICKS
No worries, more goals in us here if we want it
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
No worries, more goals in us here if we want it
How is Haaland interfering with the defender getting the ball when the defender is too busy holding on to Haaland?
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
How is Haaland interfering with the defender getting the ball when the defender is too busy holding on to Haaland?
What fresh bullshit is this VAR?!?
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
What fresh bullshit is this VAR?!?
Yeah, suck it up then fuck off…🤣🤣🤣
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yeah, suck it up then fuck off…🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We want our club back…
Hate the Glazers…
Blah blah blah…
I thought Brexit Jim was the saviour they all wanted?
If the fans own that pile of shite, they’d be even worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We want our club back…
Hate the Glazers…
Blah blah blah…
I thought Brexit Jim was the saviour they all wanted?
If the fans own that pile of shite, they’d be even worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We want our club back…
Hate the Glazers…
Blah blah blah…
I thought Brexit Jim was the saviour they all wanted?
If the fans own that pile of shite, they’d be even worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We want our club back…
Hate the Glazers…
Blah blah blah…
I thought Brexit Jim was the saviour they all wanted?
If the fans own that pile of shite, they’d be even worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Arsenal look and sound like they’ve just lost the game. We need to keep the pressure on this lot… they’re arses will go if we can 👍
January 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Why do Arsenal look and sound like they’ve just lost the game. We need to keep the pressure on this lot… they’re arses will go if we can 👍
Balls to it… take 0-0 city and move one. Horrible game, take the point. Bonus… Rodders actually looked like Rodders for 45 minutes
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Balls to it… take 0-0 city and move one. Horrible game, take the point. Bonus… Rodders actually looked like Rodders for 45 minutes
Nice to see Joe Cole got to the game in time after selling his artisan sourdoughs down at Borough Market this morning #CockneyHerbert
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Nice to see Joe Cole got to the game in time after selling his artisan sourdoughs down at Borough Market this morning #CockneyHerbert
Love it. Dyche can fuck right off. He’s 100% gonna moan about a foul for the 2nd but hey shock, horror… physical side complains when the other team get physical too.
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Love it. Dyche can fuck right off. He’s 100% gonna moan about a foul for the 2nd but hey shock, horror… physical side complains when the other team get physical too.
Jesus upfront for Forest is a shithouse. Always leads with the forearm, gets it back of the defender and then his arse hits the deck. Shithouse
December 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Jesus upfront for Forest is a shithouse. Always leads with the forearm, gets it back of the defender and then his arse hits the deck. Shithouse
“Jack Fletcher another product of Utd’s academy” proclaims Neville…
What? The same Fletcher who was at City until 2 years ago?
What? The same Fletcher who was at City until 2 years ago?
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Jack Fletcher another product of Utd’s academy” proclaims Neville…
What? The same Fletcher who was at City until 2 years ago?
What? The same Fletcher who was at City until 2 years ago?
Maybe as cricket fans we’ve been spoilt for the last 40+ years with TV and radio commentary, but this TNT Sports commentary is beyond shite
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Maybe as cricket fans we’ve been spoilt for the last 40+ years with TV and radio commentary, but this TNT Sports commentary is beyond shite
A seriously unserious game of association that.
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A seriously unserious game of association that.
Top result today, Sunderland out of legs maybe but still made us work to get in front.
And I’ve not seen that much pointing on the pitch since McMannaman used to mince about the place 🤣
And I’ve not seen that much pointing on the pitch since McMannaman used to mince about the place 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Top result today, Sunderland out of legs maybe but still made us work to get in front.
And I’ve not seen that much pointing on the pitch since McMannaman used to mince about the place 🤣
And I’ve not seen that much pointing on the pitch since McMannaman used to mince about the place 🤣
Mani… fucking hell
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Mani… fucking hell
That’s a proper finish that, Marmoush!
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That’s a proper finish that, Marmoush!