On the US broadcast, Rebecca Lowe said Moyes may have some words for him “if he’s still there”, and I like the idea that he just left the stadium entirely

I got let off for something similar once, and that was only because the ref didn't like the lad I slapped.

Only Man Utd could get worse in this situation

I mean, it’s only a baby slap. It’s not like he turned his engagement ring around.

But you are the only one and I respect your willingness to swim against the tide.

God, this exactly. That was a fight. This was nothing

Maybe everyone hates him?

Absolutely barmy.

It really didn’t need that!

What a waste of a good game!

I say all this out loud only because it took me ages to count it all up and it's for a thing that you probably won't see and I just had to get it out.