Hys
@hystericalhuman.bsky.social
I am a human who likes other humans. I also twerk for my cats. (I like to drop it like it's lukewarm.) I do not tolerate fools lightly, this is my safe space. I will block early and often!
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In short:
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December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In short:
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The female characters have jobs and roles that aren't just audience members, they're allowed to be coarse and rude too, and some have relationships with the men that are intimate but not romantic.
Plus it's just genuinely fucking hilarious and you need that, here in the deep dark end of the year.
Plus it's just genuinely fucking hilarious and you need that, here in the deep dark end of the year.
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The female characters have jobs and roles that aren't just audience members, they're allowed to be coarse and rude too, and some have relationships with the men that are intimate but not romantic.
Plus it's just genuinely fucking hilarious and you need that, here in the deep dark end of the year.
Plus it's just genuinely fucking hilarious and you need that, here in the deep dark end of the year.
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"You're my brother. I'd go to the wall for you. Would you go to the wall for me?"
"I'd go to the wall for you."
"Then you're allowed to call me a useless fucking cunt on the way there."
I don't have many moral philosophies but damn if that didn't capture one of them.
"I'd go to the wall for you."
"Then you're allowed to call me a useless fucking cunt on the way there."
I don't have many moral philosophies but damn if that didn't capture one of them.
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"You're my brother. I'd go to the wall for you. Would you go to the wall for me?"
"I'd go to the wall for you."
"Then you're allowed to call me a useless fucking cunt on the way there."
I don't have many moral philosophies but damn if that didn't capture one of them.
"I'd go to the wall for you."
"Then you're allowed to call me a useless fucking cunt on the way there."
I don't have many moral philosophies but damn if that didn't capture one of them.
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And it's about doing something hard just because you love it. It's about holding each other accountable. It's about hating to lose even more than you love to win. It helps that everyone in it is an absolute smokeshow, too. Men, women, pets.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And it's about doing something hard just because you love it. It's about holding each other accountable. It's about hating to lose even more than you love to win. It helps that everyone in it is an absolute smokeshow, too. Men, women, pets.
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I'm evangelizing about this show nonstop because in addition to its absolute gutter humor about its ensemble of man-whores it's absolutely the most flattering portrait of masculinity on television today. It's about kind stupid boys who love each other.
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm evangelizing about this show nonstop because in addition to its absolute gutter humor about its ensemble of man-whores it's absolutely the most flattering portrait of masculinity on television today. It's about kind stupid boys who love each other.
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Jackling says the arrest team tried to "fit in" in the courtroom hallway, but the defense attorney says they did a bad job.
Q: You obviously stuck out in the hallway and people started taking pictures of you, right?
A: Yes.
Q: You obviously stuck out in the hallway and people started taking pictures of you, right?
A: Yes.
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Jackling says the arrest team tried to "fit in" in the courtroom hallway, but the defense attorney says they did a bad job.
Q: You obviously stuck out in the hallway and people started taking pictures of you, right?
A: Yes.
Q: You obviously stuck out in the hallway and people started taking pictures of you, right?
A: Yes.
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One of the participants, DEA agent Bryan Ayers, used a profile picture of a skull over a coffee cup, with hypodermic needles as crossbones.
Another unidentified participant in the Frozen Water chat used an avatar of a man licking a gun.
Another unidentified participant in the Frozen Water chat used an avatar of a man licking a gun.
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
One of the participants, DEA agent Bryan Ayers, used a profile picture of a skull over a coffee cup, with hypodermic needles as crossbones.
Another unidentified participant in the Frozen Water chat used an avatar of a man licking a gun.
Another unidentified participant in the Frozen Water chat used an avatar of a man licking a gun.
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Dugan's defense displays the "Frozen Water" chat group used by the federal agents to the witness.
Q: Does the FBI recommend that you use a Signal chat app to discuss sensitive information about an arrest?
Jackling answers: "I have since learned that they do not recommend [using Signal]."
Q: Does the FBI recommend that you use a Signal chat app to discuss sensitive information about an arrest?
Jackling answers: "I have since learned that they do not recommend [using Signal]."
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Dugan's defense displays the "Frozen Water" chat group used by the federal agents to the witness.
Q: Does the FBI recommend that you use a Signal chat app to discuss sensitive information about an arrest?
Jackling answers: "I have since learned that they do not recommend [using Signal]."
Q: Does the FBI recommend that you use a Signal chat app to discuss sensitive information about an arrest?
Jackling answers: "I have since learned that they do not recommend [using Signal]."
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Amazon will try to fucking murder workers by keeping them in a flood zone after an evacuation order
but trust them! they care about people
www.aboutamazon.com/news/communi...
but trust them! they care about people
www.aboutamazon.com/news/communi...
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Amazon will try to fucking murder workers by keeping them in a flood zone after an evacuation order
but trust them! they care about people
www.aboutamazon.com/news/communi...
but trust them! they care about people
www.aboutamazon.com/news/communi...
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for anyone who doesn’t understand the context here, a levee broke due to the weeks of excessive rain we’ve been getting — not a sudden event! — and Amazon tried to force its workers to stay on the job or punish them for calling out
forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatx...
forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatx...
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
for anyone who doesn’t understand the context here, a levee broke due to the weeks of excessive rain we’ve been getting — not a sudden event! — and Amazon tried to force its workers to stay on the job or punish them for calling out
forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatx...
forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatx...