Congratulations but this doesn't seem like clapping

I must say that this only happened cos the UK has inflatable rails and the trains bounce and it makes my knob wiggle when peeing and I bent down to get loo roll to wipe the seat because I am a GENTLEMAN 😤

I grew up here! I got out though, fortunately. Started here, then Hebburn (also... interesting), and then broadened horizons somewhat

Wait, that cannot be real, surely!?