Max
@hypochondrimax.bsky.social
25 - Jewish - queer - AuDHD - happily married
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Today I am friendly, confident, and well socialized max
January 22, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Today I am friendly, confident, and well socialized max
So apparently I’m actually a sophomore and not a freshman and that makes me feel so much better. 2.5 years left on my BS instead of 3.5 let’s get it
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
So apparently I’m actually a sophomore and not a freshman and that makes me feel so much better. 2.5 years left on my BS instead of 3.5 let’s get it
Ok biology exam, easy peasy let’s get it
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Ok biology exam, easy peasy let’s get it
Really unsettling to see a flock of robins in January
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Really unsettling to see a flock of robins in January
Im so different now. It’s weird, I put so much work into myself that just a few years ago feels like a lifetime. We got married almost 3 years ago and I can’t believe it, we’re both so completely disconnected from the people who said “I do” and I couldn’t be more grateful
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Im so different now. It’s weird, I put so much work into myself that just a few years ago feels like a lifetime. We got married almost 3 years ago and I can’t believe it, we’re both so completely disconnected from the people who said “I do” and I couldn’t be more grateful
Spent all morning cleaning and organizing and it feels so good
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Spent all morning cleaning and organizing and it feels so good
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To help make the down payment for our apartment I’m still haven’t filled any new commission slots.
Fullbodies: $45
Half bodies: $35
Fullbody w background $50
Please support if you can. We have until the 31st to figure this out.
Donations are amazing too anything helps. PayPal is @/bordfood
Fullbodies: $45
Half bodies: $35
Fullbody w background $50
Please support if you can. We have until the 31st to figure this out.
Donations are amazing too anything helps. PayPal is @/bordfood
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
To help make the down payment for our apartment I’m still haven’t filled any new commission slots.
Fullbodies: $45
Half bodies: $35
Fullbody w background $50
Please support if you can. We have until the 31st to figure this out.
Donations are amazing too anything helps. PayPal is @/bordfood
Fullbodies: $45
Half bodies: $35
Fullbody w background $50
Please support if you can. We have until the 31st to figure this out.
Donations are amazing too anything helps. PayPal is @/bordfood
One of those evil fucking double decker buses crashed into a bridge 😭😭😭😭😭
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
One of those evil fucking double decker buses crashed into a bridge 😭😭😭😭😭
I repeat, never, EVER, kill yourself
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I repeat, never, EVER, kill yourself
Very good and happy 25 to me
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Very good and happy 25 to me
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being an artist is really just realising that you've never actually known what anything looks like ever
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
being an artist is really just realising that you've never actually known what anything looks like ever
My hunnie is taking me to the aquarium 🥰🥰
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My hunnie is taking me to the aquarium 🥰🥰
Ok seriously, if you want a high quality packer but don’t want to spend hundreds of dollars, check out Axolom
Omg my fancy new packer got here it’s so nice perfect early b day present for myself
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Ok seriously, if you want a high quality packer but don’t want to spend hundreds of dollars, check out Axolom
Omg my fancy new packer got here it’s so nice perfect early b day present for myself
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Omg my fancy new packer got here it’s so nice perfect early b day present for myself
Ghost adventures ✅
Ice cream sandwich ✅
My hunnie ✅
Never kill yourself
Ice cream sandwich ✅
My hunnie ✅
Never kill yourself
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Ghost adventures ✅
Ice cream sandwich ✅
My hunnie ✅
Never kill yourself
Ice cream sandwich ✅
My hunnie ✅
Never kill yourself
I think the kids approve of the new tree
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I think the kids approve of the new tree
I use BS to express myself and I use Twitter to look at posts abt The Pitt, it’s very simple
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I use BS to express myself and I use Twitter to look at posts abt The Pitt, it’s very simple
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Please help my boyfriend and I get some food tonight. I applied for SNAP and food bank assistance but am waiting for a response. Any amount is sincerely appreciated
My Venmo is hartreiki
My Venmo is hartreiki
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Please help my boyfriend and I get some food tonight. I applied for SNAP and food bank assistance but am waiting for a response. Any amount is sincerely appreciated
My Venmo is hartreiki
My Venmo is hartreiki
Haha don’t kill yourself Robby my ***** ***
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Haha don’t kill yourself Robby my ***** ***
I’d be so lucky to have a sexy dilf as my first attending
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’d be so lucky to have a sexy dilf as my first attending
I have to wait one more day for new Pitt I’m suffering
January 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I have to wait one more day for new Pitt I’m suffering
I have therapy tomorrow after taking a break for a few months and I feel nervous haha
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have therapy tomorrow after taking a break for a few months and I feel nervous haha
I can’t believe the EP is almost done I wanna finish alreadyyyy
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I can’t believe the EP is almost done I wanna finish alreadyyyy