RIGHT. Believe it or not when you go up to the register and demand the cashier give you money it’s actually called “attempted robbery”

I just had a lady demand I give her a refund for a pillow that she didn’t have the receipt for nor have on her person, and she didn’t even remember what the price of it was so she was just telling me to give her $15. And it’s 9:30am

Carlos is quite literally just there to be C team’s third that’s going to save their marriage. And I think that’s awesome

no its going to happen we have to believe

oh this kicks ass. what a year ❤️

hi aleph :D I hope you have a good day today

not going into detail for spoiler reasons but there’s a trial where your defendant is an orca whale

truly anything goes it’s ridiculous

but yeah no I’d still highly recommend the series to just about anybody regardless- there’s honestly so many games that only having two I don’t care for is a pretty good ratio overall lol

the characters def make the series though, they’re all so memorable in their own ways!

BLACKQUILL!!! he’s so fun. I’m obsessed with them letting him bring his pet hawk to the courtroom

honestly (and this is a personal opinion of mine, a lot of people still like them) the past two mainline games since aa4 just aren’t that well written so the prospect of there being a new game/content of some kind on the horizon isn’t as exciting to me as I wish it was