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HypnosPilot
@hypnospilot.bsky.social
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Poet, Author, Photographer, palate, perfume

All photos and opinions posted are my own and belong to me alone. The memes probably don't.
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The crumbshot

#breadsky
A round loaf of handmade white bread with a medium brown crust sits on a wooden cutting board. The crust has 3 stripes down the center and slightly to each side that are a lighter brown from the dough being cut just before baking. The loaf is sliced and the open face of the loaf is facing the camera. One slice of bread lays on the cutting board in front of it. The crumb is white, even, tight, and fluffy.
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I'm just so proud of her
#breadsky
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Can I just auto-spam any take like this with this image?
September 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Seattle! You can still drop off your ballots at a drop box for about 40 more minutes! There's nice election workers passing out stickers there!
Two stickers featuring the words "I Voted" in front of a striped blue and orange gradient background. The words are bordered at the top and bottom by art of the city using the same color palate as the stripes.
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Sure! Sorry about that!

A few weeks ago, I got a WA safety alert push notification that contained minimal info and was mostly a link.
The link directed to twitter, and because I dont have an account it was just a "make an account" page.
A screenshot of a cell phone push notification alert. The alert reads: "Public safety message Yang- Mountlake Terrace, WA https://bit.ly/MountlakeTerraceSilverAlert Ok"
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A screenshot shot of a small sections of the quote-tweeted article. It reads "The real question is, Why do some guys and lesbians have trouble admitting bisexuality are part of the movement? The truth is that bisexuality or, for that matter, heterosexuality is not the enemy.The enemy is sexual intolerance. The enemy is any cultural or political worldview that defines a certain group as "other," inferior, sick, or criminal. Those who invent an other are the real enemy.
July 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Here's one I got it WA not too long ago

The link directed me to a "make an account" page on twitter.

I work in a medical facility with an urgent care, so it's important for me and my coworkers to have alert info like this.
A screenshot of a cell phone with an alert message popup on the screen. The alert reads "Public safety message Yang - Mountlake Terrace, WA https://bit.ly/MountlakeTerraceSilverAlert OK" Somewhat ironically, this popped up over a bluesky post about severe weather forecast tools being terminated
July 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Love that i just got this and it linked to a Twitter page with no other text than asking me to make an account.

I had to text a friend to get the alert information.

This was functionally an ad for X sent by the state emergency alert system.
Screenshot of a Smartphone screen alert that reads: "Public safety message Yang- Mountlake Terrace, WA https://bit.ly/MountlakeTerraceSilverAlert"
June 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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But also, like, c'mon
On a cloudless day, a cement arch of the aurora bridge frames part of downtown Seattle and Mount Tahoma behind it An image of a forest in the PNW. In the center, a trail marker can be seen and gives a sense of scale. The viewer must zoom in very far to read it, signaling that the trees are MUCH larger than they originally appear. The Salish Sea on a cloudy day. A peninsula of land covered in very tall pine trees sits mid frame. Another off in the distance.
June 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I just need you to know, if I am on this website, this is the vibe.
June 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Partying while a politician crashes out?

Time for Niamos!
June 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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An image designed to be turned into a sticker or button: a circle made of concentric colored circles, each colored one of the colors of the rainbow, starting with red on the inner-most ring. These rings surround the colors of the Trans flag overlaid with black block text that reads, "Trans ppl existing does nothing negative to your life, you crybaby bitch"
June 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I'll agree with purple
A camash flower in bloom in a field of grasses. Facing the camera is a 6-petaled, violet colored flower with a nearly neon green oval center and 6 long purple stamen. It is surrounded by closed and only slightly open blossoms coming from the same stem.
April 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Good morning! For a heavier-than-normal metaphor for impermenance and impending endings, the cherry blossoms sure were pretty this year. #photography
April 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Good morning! Have some cherry blossoms and a volcano. #photography
Tahoma on a bright spring evening. The foreground features the canopy of a large cherry tree in full bloom at the bottom right frame, and just a very small amount of the same type of tree at the bottom left. They create a soft pink frame for the deep greens of evergreens, the yellow of budding deciduous trees and red of budding maple trees that dot the landscape all the way to the base of the snow covered volcano. The sky is hazy and dotted with clouds made by the mountain. The mountains shadows are a deeper cerulean than the sky.
April 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Good morning! Let's have a brunch picnic here. #photography
Two massive deciduous trees stand next to one another in a forest, their canopies expansive and so interwoven they've cleared the forest around them by taking so much light. The bright yellow sunlight of a summer mid morning filters through the leaves but the upper canopy is so dense it is mostly shaded underneath them. The ground around them is glear of plants and large rocks and is covered in fine brown dirt and leaf litter. The forest borders the grove like a wall of smaller pine trees.
April 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Good Morning! Today's potentially magical fairytale forest path is brought to you by the word "thicket". #photography
A well kept gravel path leads into the woods. It is bordered by wooden rails sunk into the earth until they are flush with the ground. Just a few feet ahead, the bright green surrounding forest growth becomes taller and the branches arch more and more completely over the path so that the path becomes tunnel-like and much darker. The end of the tunnel seems sunny and filled with more bright green foliage. The image is nearly monochrome in green.
April 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I've been personally fond of "You don't know where I've been, Lou"
April 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Good Morning! Have a sailboat. And the sillouette of Sunh-a-do #photography
Looking over a cliffside covered in last year's grasses and this year's new blooming shrubs and trees, the Salish Sea ripples a soft ceylon under a soft yellow, white, and pastel blue sky just an hour or so before sunset starts. The angle of the light sillouettes and casts beams between the Olympic mountains. Just beneath the southern slope of the largest peak gliding solitarily across the sound is a single sailboat.
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Good morning! A Vastness. #photography
A sea of grey water stretches to a horizon where it meets a sea of grey clouds. I the foreground a tangle of blackberry vines curls like barbed wire, blocking the camera person from the cliff edge
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Good Morning! Have a big sky #photography
A shot of a sunset from the ground of a field of dry grasses. The grasses are brown and orange in the glow of the sun setting in mid frame. The sky above is pastel yellows and blues with flares of soft broken and whispy pink and grey clouds.
March 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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AI? Fuck you. I want to see your weird shitty meeting doodles!
Here are mine from this week:
#meetingdoodles #realart
March 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Good Morning! Let's spend another day at the fog factory... I mean beach on the Oregon Coast. Humans are included in this shot for scale. #photography
A foggy beach with large rocks jutting out of the water and shore. Nearest to the camera, green and brown grass-covered sand Dunes roll with the straight lines of a foot path carved through the middle of them. Beyond them a sandy beach shore littered with large rocks. The blue water and white surf lap at the shore in the distance. Overhead the blue sky is obscured by very low, fluffy, translucent gray clouds that make up sporadic fog covering some of the beach.
March 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM