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Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinder! Make sure you visit Judy Maxwell Home, as it’s the best and most sarcastic store in the known universe.
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinder! Make sure you visit Judy Maxwell Home, as it’s the best and most sarcastic store in the known universe.
W.C. Fields: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No sense being a damn food about it.
I'd just block them and move on. No sense being a damn fool about it.
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I'd just block them and move on. No sense being a damn fool about it.
😀
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
W.C. Fields: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No sense being a damn food about it.
I'd just block them and move on. No sense being a damn fool about it.
😀
I'd just block them and move on. No sense being a damn fool about it.
😀
"Hi Don. Don? Hey Don, over here. No, I know I haven't ironed my face and put on the clown makeup and Costco hotdog lips but could you pay some attention to me? My eyes are up here, Don. Ok, look at my boobs but some nice men are going to tell you that I was a bad, bad piggy but don't believe them!"
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Hi Don. Don? Hey Don, over here. No, I know I haven't ironed my face and put on the clown makeup and Costco hotdog lips but could you pay some attention to me? My eyes are up here, Don. Ok, look at my boobs but some nice men are going to tell you that I was a bad, bad piggy but don't believe them!"
The Magliozzi brothers of Car Talk fame called it having a face made for radio.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Magliozzi brothers of Car Talk fame called it having a face made for radio.
“I’m an entitled halfwit white guy who didn’t bother to get a college degree. I’ve applied for a thousand jobs that I’m in no way qualified for and still have no job. I am probably also an abrasive douche.
What I am not is self aware enough to realize that nobody is hiring me because I suck.”
What I am not is self aware enough to realize that nobody is hiring me because I suck.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“I’m an entitled halfwit white guy who didn’t bother to get a college degree. I’ve applied for a thousand jobs that I’m in no way qualified for and still have no job. I am probably also an abrasive douche.
What I am not is self aware enough to realize that nobody is hiring me because I suck.”
What I am not is self aware enough to realize that nobody is hiring me because I suck.”
TDS is just another way of saying "the evaluation and subsequent shunning of a soulless sociopath."
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TDS is just another way of saying "the evaluation and subsequent shunning of a soulless sociopath."
Yep, others have the right answer, the egg was just cooked too long. McD shouldn't have served it but what you ate is very likely perfectly safe.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Yep, others have the right answer, the egg was just cooked too long. McD shouldn't have served it but what you ate is very likely perfectly safe.
Trump smearing Reiner is about him being an assh*le. He would have said the same things about anyone who dared criticize him.
Viewing everything through an antisemetic lens means that you become the person that cried wolf. Nobody will believe what you say when something actually is antisemetic.
Viewing everything through an antisemetic lens means that you become the person that cried wolf. Nobody will believe what you say when something actually is antisemetic.
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trump smearing Reiner is about him being an assh*le. He would have said the same things about anyone who dared criticize him.
Viewing everything through an antisemetic lens means that you become the person that cried wolf. Nobody will believe what you say when something actually is antisemetic.
Viewing everything through an antisemetic lens means that you become the person that cried wolf. Nobody will believe what you say when something actually is antisemetic.
Trump is further proof that the stinkiest and most toxic turds always float to the top of the bowl.
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trump is further proof that the stinkiest and most toxic turds always float to the top of the bowl.
"Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish-every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.” - William Goldman
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish-every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.” - William Goldman
It's fascinating to see how a man who has never done anything good in his life has also never done anything wrong.
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's fascinating to see how a man who has never done anything good in his life has also never done anything wrong.
The US GDP is approximately $29tn so in just a few months time, according to Trump, tariffs have been levied worth approximately 2/3 of the GDP.
Hey, if that's the case, why bother doing ... anything? Apparently we can all just sit back and let tariffs pay for everything.
Hey, if that's the case, why bother doing ... anything? Apparently we can all just sit back and let tariffs pay for everything.
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The US GDP is approximately $29tn so in just a few months time, according to Trump, tariffs have been levied worth approximately 2/3 of the GDP.
Hey, if that's the case, why bother doing ... anything? Apparently we can all just sit back and let tariffs pay for everything.
Hey, if that's the case, why bother doing ... anything? Apparently we can all just sit back and let tariffs pay for everything.
In Trump's mind, he's never been wrong about anything ever.
Unrelated but sociopaths are never wrong about anything either.
Unrelated but sociopaths are never wrong about anything either.
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In Trump's mind, he's never been wrong about anything ever.
Unrelated but sociopaths are never wrong about anything either.
Unrelated but sociopaths are never wrong about anything either.
Maybe not, Jack, but here we are.
Does this mean you're ready to stop polishing the Trump turd yet?
Does this mean you're ready to stop polishing the Trump turd yet?
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Maybe not, Jack, but here we are.
Does this mean you're ready to stop polishing the Trump turd yet?
Does this mean you're ready to stop polishing the Trump turd yet?
dignity - the state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect
Trump has never done anything to earn any honor or respect, nor has he ever done anything honorable or respectful.
MAGA, stop trying to polish the turd that is Trump. You're all just infecting yourselves with the Trump stink.
Trump has never done anything to earn any honor or respect, nor has he ever done anything honorable or respectful.
MAGA, stop trying to polish the turd that is Trump. You're all just infecting yourselves with the Trump stink.
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
dignity - the state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect
Trump has never done anything to earn any honor or respect, nor has he ever done anything honorable or respectful.
MAGA, stop trying to polish the turd that is Trump. You're all just infecting yourselves with the Trump stink.
Trump has never done anything to earn any honor or respect, nor has he ever done anything honorable or respectful.
MAGA, stop trying to polish the turd that is Trump. You're all just infecting yourselves with the Trump stink.
... so decent people with souls can shame their ghoulish MAGA sociopath friends and neighbors for supporting him.
Knowing how much Reiner despised Trump, I'm pretty sure he'd love to see his meaningless death have some power over Stinky McHalfwit.
Knowing how much Reiner despised Trump, I'm pretty sure he'd love to see his meaningless death have some power over Stinky McHalfwit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
... so decent people with souls can shame their ghoulish MAGA sociopath friends and neighbors for supporting him.
Knowing how much Reiner despised Trump, I'm pretty sure he'd love to see his meaningless death have some power over Stinky McHalfwit.
Knowing how much Reiner despised Trump, I'm pretty sure he'd love to see his meaningless death have some power over Stinky McHalfwit.
To your point, we shouldn't allow this to be whitewashed. Every word should be posted on billboards, and reprinted in full page ads in magazines and newspapers. We need to make sure that the whole country is aware of it...
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To your point, we shouldn't allow this to be whitewashed. Every word should be posted on billboards, and reprinted in full page ads in magazines and newspapers. We need to make sure that the whole country is aware of it...
The new ballroom should be filled with pictures of the kids Trump f*cked, the immigrants that died in custody, the women who got raped or beaten to death. In the center, a marble statue of Trump that gets blasted with a constant stream of piss from a line of volunteers out the door.
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The new ballroom should be filled with pictures of the kids Trump f*cked, the immigrants that died in custody, the women who got raped or beaten to death. In the center, a marble statue of Trump that gets blasted with a constant stream of piss from a line of volunteers out the door.
Astronauts on the ISS will be able to see the parties across the world celebrating his death.
Prepare now by stocking up on orange cake mix and orange fireworks.
Prepare now by stocking up on orange cake mix and orange fireworks.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Astronauts on the ISS will be able to see the parties across the world celebrating his death.
Prepare now by stocking up on orange cake mix and orange fireworks.
Prepare now by stocking up on orange cake mix and orange fireworks.
TDS is just another way of saying "the evaluation and subsequent shunning of a soulless sociopath."
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
TDS is just another way of saying "the evaluation and subsequent shunning of a soulless sociopath."
From what I've read, Mars will rapidly kill anyone who tries to stay there for any length of time. So I, for one, welcome the idea of failbro billionaires moving there.
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
From what I've read, Mars will rapidly kill anyone who tries to stay there for any length of time. So I, for one, welcome the idea of failbro billionaires moving there.
TDS is just another way of saying "the evaluation and subsequent shunning of a soulless sociopath."
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
TDS is just another way of saying "the evaluation and subsequent shunning of a soulless sociopath."
Erika Kirk could be the Tammy Faye Bakker to Vance's Jim Bakker. She's got the makeup for it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Erika Kirk could be the Tammy Faye Bakker to Vance's Jim Bakker. She's got the makeup for it.