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hypno.is-extremely.gay
@hypno.is-extremely.gay
★ twenty-one ★ robot ★ mdni ★

╰ writer, artist and nerd.
thrives off stealing the attention of needy critters like you.

𖦹𖦹𖦹 i post a lot about hypno and the world. dom lean.

➤ my dms are open, let's be friends! ᐢ..ᐢ
➤ sfw account: @cel.is-extremely.gay
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📌 my best hypno posting

open this thread for my best posts, as voted by people hornier than you.

this will be periodically updated, and i'm happy for anyone to suggest posts they really liked in my dms - doesn't just have to be the most liked!

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guess who had dms off for most people ha ha ooooooo you want to forget that im an idiot oooooo you want to befriend me because i am smart ooooooooo
just saying because it's been brought up a few times that my dms are open but know i am an autism so you might need to lead with any interesting things you want to talk about
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
bluesky feeds need a "why this was shown: these people who you follow liked it" feature so i can nuke those people from my following list forever please
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i need an older woman in my life to befriend me in a very horny way and it's not creepy or inappropriate because she will forcefully erase the concept of existing without her from my mind
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
i have made people cum in their food before don't ever think you're safe
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
what if you had me tied up and then used my mouth like a toy and i couldn't do anything about it because my brain will have given in to being a toy
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i can't get to sleep
February 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
damn i click repost and you guys are like wow good stuff
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Reposted
You’re nervous as the mask is placed on your head, but your new friends promised you it would be safe

There’s a hissing noise and suddenly a purple gas clouds your vision

It’s sour… at first, but after a few coughs it starts tasting a little…sweet

It’s getting harder to….think

“Wa..it…”

“I…”

February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i will empty you out to a husk and fill you with my own stuffing
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
just saying because it's been brought up a few times that my dms are open but know i am an autism so you might need to lead with any interesting things you want to talk about
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
girl who is so smart with technology (she managed to sign into microsoft account)
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
i'm no tech expert but my browser seems to be opening infinite hidden duplicates of itself causing much lag. i believe this to be "bad optics" and i should "probably solve this before the russians know what porn i like"
February 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
celly-welly-woo
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i am hot and sweaty just so you know, i feel it is important to share these things
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
hi
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
thinking about doing a linux install where i never open the terminal
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
yeah i'm ok i mean the horrors that the global elites do on a daily basis is too much to cope with but other than that not too bad
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
i constantly see SOME americans complain about prices that have been affected by tariffs, without understanding it. you can't discuss pricing with these people anymore because it literally doesn't go into their head that those items are affected, these people no longer relate to the global stage lol
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
you think Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics is a joke. i think my now no longer used Nintendo Switch OLED will live inside the Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics. i will have a dedicated Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics console. we are not the same, never will be.
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
to: jeff
from: elon

hi jeff, you seem to have forgotten my invite again haha? anyway, check out this new Grok feature, it lets you undress women. minimum age? haha i think you know the answer jeff xP. maybe an invite to some epic chungus parties now jeff?

jeff?
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
come back to this post in a few months to see my live reaction to this information
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
🫪
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
good god that is some fucked up shit they be reposting on the blue sky timeline, perhaps it is time for the muted words list to grow exponentially
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
successful yuri turned doomed yuri. the world is a fuck
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM