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Just Lexy 🌈♾️🧠
@hyperlexy.bsky.social
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hyperlexic neurodivergent ramblings of a mixed-up mixed girl (& occasional random song lyrics — pls sing along)

fwiw, (not much) i’m a registered nurse, and i’m kinda smart, and i generally know a bit about what i’m talking about.
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Anyway, I made this bc it made me giggle... you're welcome.

#meme #memes #NDmemes #actuallyautistic #maybeshesbornwithit #maybeitsthetism #maybeitstylenol
A variation of the popular ‘distracted boyfriend’ meme. In the image, a man labeled Autism is walking with his girlfriend labeled MMR (a reference to the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine). He looks back at another woman walking by, who is labeled Tylenol. His girlfriend looks shocked and offended. The meme plays on the old format where the man gets distracted by someone else, but here it’s reframed around outdated and inaccurate autism-cause debates.
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Trolling successfully.
Screenshot of website with 90s era Windows pop up in grey and dark blue, which says: “E-store update. Our e-store is now available for online shopping. Click here to surf the deals! Note: Our shop longer supports NetScape Navigator.”
August 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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More FB ranting… I reshared an old picture of me. Circa 2005, maybe. And I said:

This girl was so incredibly awesome and cool, and I WANT HER BACK.

/1
Throwback image of me at around age 15 or 16, in a bright yellow shirt with pigtails and a bright bandana wrapped around my head. I’m chin up, smirking, and wearing purple glasses.
August 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Have another preview of my FB ramblings:

Were our interactions always so superficial on MySpace, or is that specific to Zuckyland, where our profiles are cookie cutter bland with no background music or personalization?

/1
A nostalgic, early-2000s-style MySpace profile layout with a busy black background covered in neon pink, blue, and green shapes like stars, lightning bolts, hearts, and music notes. Large glittery text reads, “It’s cute how jealous you haterz are of what we have!” The profile has colorful links such as “message,” “friendz,” “chat,” “forward,” and “haterz” in bright fonts. There’s a small video player featuring songs by Ciara, Lady Gaga, and others, plus a few small photos, including one of a person swinging over water.
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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McD’s won’t let me stay logged in bc I disabled tracking, so I accidentally reactivated my FB.

I’ve been posting hot nonsense since bc why not.

Have a preview:

/1
Screenshot of music video from “Spitting Off the Edge of the World” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs featuring Perfume Genius. Karen O is singing on top of a customized limo decorated with large metal spikes. Lyrics are transposed on the image: Cowards here’s the sun so bow your head. In the absence of bombs, draw your breath. Dark, dark places shall be none. She’s melting house of gold. And the kids cry out were spitting off the edge of the world.
August 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The lyrical content of this song was so criminally underrated, honestly.

See me here in the air
Not holding on to anywhere
But holding on so beware
I have secrets I won't share

See me here pushing you
If I then deny I do
Contemplate or wish away
If I ask you not to stay

#tATu
A dark, minimalist album cover for the song “Clowns” by t.A.T.u. The background is nearly black. In the upper right corner, the artist name “TATU ~ CLOWNS” appears in a small, typewriter-style font. At the center, the phrase “Can you see…” repeats and rotates in a square formation with varied font sizes and orientations, creating a disorienting, looping effect. In the bottom left corner, there’s a small, cropped black-and-white photo of part of a woman’s face, mostly obscured by shadows and hair. The overall mood is eerie, vulnerable, and emotionally intense.
August 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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UP WHERE THE WORLD BELOOOONGS TO OOOONLY YOU AND I 😩😭😭😭

#OverTheTop #bcthatshowibesingingtoo #slightlydramatic #itsaSylvesterStallonemovie #classic
Screenshot of Facebook post from user Lexy, is feeling nostalgic - just now. Post text: Kenny Loggins: When we put emotions on the line... Me: (all caps) know that we are the timeless ones. Meet me halfwayyyy across the skyyyyy. GIF of a sweaty Bruno Mars intensely singing closed eyed into a mic with a red background
July 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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#memes

Me checking my most recent correspondence before I type and reply “per my last e-mail” because I’m pretty confident I ain’t stutter:
Black, white, and gray image of a focused stick figure sitting at a desk staring at a computer with a frowny face and stick hands covering mouth
July 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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#NDmemes #CPTSD #memes

#petty #thatswhy

#noragrets
Meme text: When you’ve reached the point of healing when you’re surviving out of spite bc your sewer slidal thoughts were rooted in self loathing fed by humans who taught you that you’re too much just bc you exist, but now you realize you have something unique to offer and the world would be a worse place if you didn’t share your particular brand of sparkle, especially for the ones who hate it the most bc they clearly need it the most. Motion blurred image beneath text of dark skinned man in yellow hoodie, yellow glasses, and a durag, holding his glasses at the edge and grinning in what appears to be a teasing manner.
July 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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When you’ve been forced to grieve almost every friendship you’ve ever had, but growth always means outgrowing what hurts you.

And dangit… it’s SOOOO good to unapologetically separate yourself from what’s unapologetically hurting you.

✌🏽

#fakefriends #toxicity #frenemies #whoneedsfriends
Screenshot from Apple Music, “Feeling this bad never felt so great” by Tai Verdes Lyrics: I'm learnin' to be with just me Up in my head, it gets scary. Haven't called you back in weeks, But this is the first time I'm carefree. Feelin' this bad never felt so great. Never thought that l'd be happy today. Now that you're gone and out of my way, Feelin' this bad never felt so great.
July 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I have it on pretty good authority I’m not a danger to children or autistic humans or vulnerable humans.

Feel free to pick a fight with her on that, but be warned she’s also not afraid to take up space and have an opinion and communicate that, even to adults. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Perhaps I’m not so horrible.
Screenshot of Bluesky post: Post Just Lexy, username @hyperlexy.bsky.social Post content: My daughter just told me, "I love talking to you about what happened in my day. It, like, unloads the stress off my body." Number #2537 on the list of things I never would have said to my own mom. Hashtag breaking generational curses Posted June 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM & Everybody can reply
July 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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#NDmemes #CPTSD #memes

When they pushed you to go to therapy and get treatment for trauma and mental health struggles so you’d be more convenient but it backfired bc you boundaried up and now aren’t afraid to take up space and say all the uncomfortable things and address toxicity and dysfunction:
Meme of Linkin Park music video “Heavy is the Crown” - animated blue-toned image of band performing and singing with caption: “this is what you asked for, heavy is the crown”
July 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Me, learning how to set boundaries and communicate my thoughts, feelings, perspectives, and boundaries in a healthy and emotionally mature way and dragging everybody along with me bc if I’m healing and abandoning this toxic dysfunction, we all are:
GIF from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. President of the universe Zaphod Beeblebrox is supposed to be christening a new spaceship with a bottle of champagne on a rope, but instead says (caption): “I hereby kidnap myself and I’m taking the ship with me.” He then uses the champagne as a swing to swing into the ship.
July 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Yes please.

#actuallyautistic
Screenshot of social media post from username teenagevevo: “what i'd really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that”
June 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Went to #WarpedTour DC, and you could say it was… SUBLIME.

#WarpedTourDC #emosnotdead
Image of me, mixed girl, in a black romper short set with a flouncy skirt, a bright pink bow belt, fishnet tights, and boots, with my husband in a distressed sleeveless gray top, black pants, and bright pink sneakers. We are standing in front of a crowd at Warped Tour DC stage while Sublime plays and singer Jakob Nowell is displayed on the large screen.
June 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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“Frontside nosegrind.”

youtu.be/bVf4QwfA2hk?...
Image of two men inside car. Medium skin toned man with Afro in red shirt sitting in driver seat. Pale skinned man in black shirt sitting in passenger seat speaking.
June 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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“What’s Tony Hawk doing on the freeway???”
Image of two men inside car. Medium skin toned man with Afro in red shirt speaking. Pale skinned man in black shirt sitting in passenger seat. Chips and sunglasses on dashboard.
June 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Tony Hawk Tony-Hawking 🛹
Image from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 commercial of Tony Hawk frontside nosegrinding on the hood of a car while two men watch from inside the car. Palm trees and skyscrapers in the background.
June 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The lunchtime jam today.

Throwback, THPS 3. 🛹

Skater equivalent to Dory’s “just keep swimming.”

#LupeFiasco #kickpush
Screenshot of Apple Music. “Kick, Push” by Lupe Fiasco. Lyrics “And so they kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, coast. And away they roll.” As famously heard on Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3, effectively the rap skater anthem in 2001.
June 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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In honor of the globally failed attempts to get into my account AND my Beats headphones whose name was inspired by this absolute banger…

Millennials are so unserious; why are we like this? (spoiler alert: it’s the trauma)

/2
Screenshot of Apple Music. Song Area Codes by Ludacris. Lyrics highlighted: “Is it cause they like my gangsta talk? (Gangsta talk, ooh)” Next lyrics: “Is it cause they like my handsome face?” AirPlay selection shows iPhone or “Pros in Different Area Codes” headphones at 61% charge. Pros in Different Area Codes are selected for audio output.
June 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Whoever tryna hack my Microsoft account…

Bro, y’all are so bad at this.

But like… also I’m flattered.

AND a lil jealous that my Microsoft account be traveling further than I ever have…! 😩

/1
Grid of screenshots of 15 failed attempts to log in to Microsoft account. Ombré pastel background. Locations include USA, Mexico, Pakistan, UAE, Vietnam, Brazil, Uruguay, Canada, and Philippines. All attempts say “Incorrect password entered” and include small map of area where attempt occurred.
June 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Bc I Google searched it, and I found this, and of course now I’m convinced everyone thinks I’m using AI to create posts. (Probably literally no one thinks that, good heavens.)
Screenshot of Twitter post. Alex Cristache, Twitter handle @AlexCristache Post text: “Is your favorite influencer and design advisor oddly quiet today? No more thoughtful comments on the critical impact of this and that? Yeah, I know. ChatGPT is down. Brain OFF ⟹ Brain ON takes a little bit to switch.” 7:50 AM on Jun 10, 2025. 536 Views.
June 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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If everyone took care of everyone else, we would have villages again, and life wouldn’t be so hard.

It’s okay, I’m a bit of an idealist too.
Image of the eleventh incarnation of the Doctor smiling looking up at snowflakes in a dark sky, with a quote from the Doctor superimposed: “I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
June 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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/5 And just look at this sage. 🪴
Image of sage plant in a plastic planter. Some leaves are variegated.
June 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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/4 My mental health has been meh, and I’ve been busy with other things that don’t bring me joy. Distracted, really.

It felt nice to get back out there even though I found a few wasps nests and made some stinging critters a bit mad.

But hey, here’s my okra.
Image of wooden garden box against wooden fence. Box is mulched with red mulch. Five small okra plants in the box.
June 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM