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Alexander Deebus
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Lawful good. 🔰⏸️
One of my favorite things to do with my 3D printer: simple small geometric shapes. 30 seconds to model, 30 minutes to print out, $3 worth of plastic.

#dnd #minis #props
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nice try from liberal Elon Musk to tear me away from my ol' reliable Conservapedia.

www.conservapedia.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Drop a bad guy you actually love.
July 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
July 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The visuals on this children's playplace make me a little nervous about their attention to detail.
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Six months after first foreshadowing a horrible future dungeon ("The House of the Flayed") with a handmade journal from a deceased NPC, my players are finally about to go.
June 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"To the extent that protests or acts of violence directly inhibit the execution of the laws, they constitute a form of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States."

Hmm.
June 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
June 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I forgot to measure how much table space I had for tonight's session. Really lucked out with my terrain!
May 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Almost preposterously flattering.
May 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
April 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
April 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*sigh* I agreed with this guy that it would be great to get more ideological diversity around here, but it's really hard to justify any notion that the country is more open to free speech now.

They are literally cutting funding and deporting people on the basis of wrongthink.
April 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Trump forums have found a silver lining to the market disaster: oil is cheaper!

Of course, we are net exporters of oil these days... so that's actually still kind of bad!
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
For dretches:
"Ah, the infinite wonders of the Abyss. If there’s anything you don’t like, you’ll find it here.
-Jaranda, expert on the Abyss"

What does that add? It's not about the monster or the category of monster... it's not even well-written!
February 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ted Cruz wrote a fascinating op-ed about this, eleven years ago.

archive.is/ZClFh
January 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Well, definitely do not buy the #Lego #dnd minifig sets. All of mine (I got the six-pack) were just random bricks. Huge disappointment.
December 19, 2024 at 4:21 AM
December 12, 2024 at 3:02 PM
If you're a DM and Crayola Model Magic air-dry clay is in the bargain bin at the dollar store, buy it all.

This glowing blue flower cost me $1 in materials! A touch of paint to color it, then squeeze out the petals & shape them around a battery-powered LED.

#dnd #5e #props #ttrpg
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Baldur's Gate 3 featuring pretty high on my song list!
#bg3
December 4, 2024 at 2:04 PM
==AD Builds 2: Clockwork Sorcerer==

Today, we build the Ticktockman: very much over six feet tall, a soft purring man when things go timewise. He is a clockwork sorcerer, drawing upon the ancient power of perfect order. His heart is a a gearbox, and it is empty of mercy.

🧵

#dnd #ttrpg #adbuilds
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
There's nothing like a big bag o' teeth to weird out your players. "What's this... for?" one of them asked, her face grim.

Printed on my 3d printer and painted. Rubbed all over with garden soil for dinginess. Sealed with PVA glue.

#dnd #d&d #5e #props #ttrpg
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Get gold for equipment, so you can buy your chosen weapons.No armor for now, but when we start playing, we’ll hunt around for a breastplate or half-plate.

Wait, armor? Yes, we want armor. Unarmored we’re at 15 AC, but half plate gives us 17 AC. We need 20 Con to match that.

8/24
November 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
==AD Builds 1: Zealot Barbarian==
The zealot barbarian is an unyielding warrior for faith, charging into battle with their god’s name on their lips. We’re going to build the Sun of Mirtul, an orc who fights for Tyr. He seeks glorious death & exultation to the Maimed God’s side.

🧵
#dnd #ttrpg #d&d
November 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Both a terrain feature (a giant glowing obelisk) or a tabletop prop (a small glowing crystal). I made it on a 3d printer, leaving a hollow space for a small LED light to press-fit. Wasn't happy with how it stood, so I added a base of polymer clay.

Used many times at my table!

#dnd #d&d #5e #ttrpg
November 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM