JP
@hyper-james.com
A slightly nerdy and super tall software geek who plays Mario Kart and drinks spiced rum and coke. 🏳️🌈
Sounds fishy is the best game
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sounds fishy is the best game
Beginning to feel slightly Christmasy ❄️
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Beginning to feel slightly Christmasy ❄️
Picked up this iconic mini Lego set at Smyths with a third off. It was actually really fun to build. Took me about 90 minutes this evening (wild Friday night lads). Loads of Easter eggs inside of it.
I love this little fella 💡
I love this little fella 💡
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Picked up this iconic mini Lego set at Smyths with a third off. It was actually really fun to build. Took me about 90 minutes this evening (wild Friday night lads). Loads of Easter eggs inside of it.
I love this little fella 💡
I love this little fella 💡
Opinions needed: do I keep the beard or trim the beard? 🧔♂️ ✂️
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Opinions needed: do I keep the beard or trim the beard? 🧔♂️ ✂️
The best part about Fri-yays is finishing early - already in the gym (and it’s quiet 💪🏻)
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The best part about Fri-yays is finishing early - already in the gym (and it’s quiet 💪🏻)
Running on 5 hours sleep 🪫 which is highly dangerous for me 😴🥱
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Running on 5 hours sleep 🪫 which is highly dangerous for me 😴🥱
Catch you tomorrow you work-aholics 😎
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Catch you tomorrow you work-aholics 😎
I wish I could speak a different language as well as I write with programming languages. I can safely say that I am ‘mostly fluent’ in at least 5 maybe 6 computer languages (ie: don’t need to lookup syntax / can adequately structure code etc).
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wish I could speak a different language as well as I write with programming languages. I can safely say that I am ‘mostly fluent’ in at least 5 maybe 6 computer languages (ie: don’t need to lookup syntax / can adequately structure code etc).
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
Been called into the office mid-day during my WFH day; this sort of craziness should be outlawed. Better get set and go…
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Been called into the office mid-day during my WFH day; this sort of craziness should be outlawed. Better get set and go…
Thursday is Sun-shining ☀️
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Thursday is Sun-shining ☀️
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Official Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
It was so busy in the gym that a selfie wasn’t possible (it would have been a group photo). Gains are going along well. Focused on upper body today - but due to it being so busy ended up with 25mins of cardio before hitting the showers.
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It was so busy in the gym that a selfie wasn’t possible (it would have been a group photo). Gains are going along well. Focused on upper body today - but due to it being so busy ended up with 25mins of cardio before hitting the showers.
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
It should be against the rules to work when the sun has set. So because it’s getting dark outside I’m leaving work… 👋
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It should be against the rules to work when the sun has set. So because it’s getting dark outside I’m leaving work… 👋
Anyone else think it should be Friday already?
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Anyone else think it should be Friday already?
So I built the Lego GameBoy and this is the neatest, sturdiest and possibility the most realistic Lego build I’ve do so far 😍 it’s incredible. Even the screen is hard to see - just like the original 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So I built the Lego GameBoy and this is the neatest, sturdiest and possibility the most realistic Lego build I’ve do so far 😍 it’s incredible. Even the screen is hard to see - just like the original 🤣
Tree #1 is up with lights…
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tree #1 is up with lights…
It’s Christmas tree time… 🌲
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s Christmas tree time… 🌲
Monday feels hard today (and not in a good way) 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Monday feels hard today (and not in a good way) 🫠
Watching series 2 episode 1 of Severance and OMG I can’t make sense of any of it. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire first season again. The catch up was next to useless. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watching series 2 episode 1 of Severance and OMG I can’t make sense of any of it. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire first season again. The catch up was next to useless. 🫠
Off to the gym to burn away some of the extra indulgence from yesterday 🏋🏼♂️🏃🏼
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Off to the gym to burn away some of the extra indulgence from yesterday 🏋🏼♂️🏃🏼
I was a lucky boy and got new Lego for my Birthday 🎁🥹
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was a lucky boy and got new Lego for my Birthday 🎁🥹
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸