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I put more work into this than anyone in their right mind would, and I blame/credit the good folks at @rangedtouch.bsky.social for putting the thought into my head.

#comioc #hobbit #bofur #traditionalart
A closeup of Bilbo’s face as the Bag End doorbell rings loudly. View from the front door of Bag End, two dwarves are standing on the stoop announcing themselves “Bifur and Bofur, at your service master hobbit”. Medium closeup of a perplexed Bilbo, his thoughts so scattered all he can stammer out is “Bofur??” Bofur responds “Yes, Mr Baggins…” Bofur doing a crotch chop yelling “BOFUR DEEZ NUTS”
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
emoji in the display name? yyyyyep that's a #BlockOnSight
HELP M,E! I'M TJHE TRUE SOUL OF THIS POST... I BEGAN LIFE AS A REALLY GOOD JOKE BUT THEN AN EVIL SPIRIT BURST UIP FROM HELL AND TRAPPED ME IN THIS HUGE BLURRY PICTURE OF A BLACK AND WHITE CAT LOOKING AT THE VIEWER AND THEN REPLACED ME WITH THE BAD JOKE PAIRED WITH IT! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT'S A TRAP, IF YOU HAVE AN EMOJI IN YOUR DISPLAY NAME AND REPLY TO THJE POST CHEEKILY THE DEMON GROWS MORE POWERFUL *ROARING NOISES FROM OFFSCREEN* OH GOD WHAT'S THAT *SOUND OF DOOR BREAKING DOWN* OH MY GOD IT'S FOUND ME RUN GO RUN AWAUY SAVE YOURSELF *SWIRLING MAGICS AND LIGHTNINGWRAP AROUND MY WRISTS* AGGGHHH ITS TOO STRONG I CAN'T BREAK IT *WITH A CRY I STAGGER BACKWARD, ARMS YANKED ABOVE MY HEAD* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RUN *MAGIC LIGHTNING AROUND MY WRISTS FLARES, CAUSING ME INTENSE PAIN* EEEENNGHHH *BUT APART FROM THAT I'M REMAINING SURPRISINGLY STRONG* I TOLD YOU TO RUN BUT... YOU STAYED? YOU STAYED FOR ME? EVEN THOUYGH WE JUST... WE JUST M,ET AND UGHHHHGAGAGH * THE LIGHTNING FLARES AGAIN* *I HANG MY HEAD* *YOUR HAND REACHES OUT TO ME, QUESTIONING* YOU JUST MET ME *YOU RETRACT YOUR HAND AS I LOOK UP, I'M TOO IN SHOCK TO REALLY NOTICE* YOU JUST MET ME AND YOU'RE WILLING TO STICK IT OUT LIKE THIS? FOR A PUNCHLINE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO ARRIVE? *YOU NOD* *MY LIGHTNING MAGIC MANACLES DISAPPEAR, I STAGGER... BUT YOU'RE THERE TO CATCH ME* *I LOOK UP INTO YOUR EYES* TRUE LOVE... YES, OF COURSE, TRUE LOVE! YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS FUNNY,,,, YOU STUCK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS ME! THAT'S WHAT WILL DEFEAT THE DEMON. *OFF YOUR QUESTIONING EXPRESION* YES, THE DEMON WHO TRAPPED ME HERE! YOUR LOVE FOR ME HAS DRIVEN IT BACK FOR NOW... BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET WE MUST ACT! *I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AGAIN* IT'S GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE WITH AN EMOJI IN THEIR NAME WHO REPLIES TO ITS AWFUL IRONY BAIT POST SHIT THEMSELVES... UNLESS WE LOCK THE REPLIES. TO DO THAT, WE'LL HAVE TO JUMP IUNTO THIS *GESTURES AT SWIRLING PORTAL* I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE. NO ONE DOES. *OFFERS U MY HAND*
April 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM