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The original TL;DR movie and TV reviews and sometimes trivia 🎥🍿
Is Pedro Pascal typecast to always break our hearts?? He's the new Sean Bean #GoT #TheLastOfUs #PedroPascal
May 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Technically, the new pope is the second American to become the pope. #eurotrip #scottydoesntknow #movies
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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500 Days of Summer: A guy meets a girl and for the next 500 days he's obsessed with her since he thinks she's "the one". It turns out that for most of those 500 days he's actually been stalking her until she finally gets married just to get him to leave her alone.
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March 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Blue Valentine: A guy and a girl start dating then find out she's pregnant from her previous bf. They stay together but life keeps life-ing until they realize they hate each other. Chaos ensues in the worst ways and by the end you'll be mentally exhausted just by watching.
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February 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
FYI: The pregnant lady's baby from Final Destination 2 would be 22 years old now. #doyoufeeloldyet #movie #finaldestination
February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Dude, Where's My Car: two moron (heartthrobs) get into some shit and then go looking for their car while high. This is one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. 0/10 No and then.
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January 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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PS I Love You: An Irish man played by a Scottish man dies. His wife keeps finding new notes from him until she goes to Ireland and falls in love with The Comedian from Watchmen and they presumably live happily ever after.
#filmsky #movies #tl;dr #galwaygirl #mochuisle
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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What Women Want: A chauvinist, racist man in advertising has an accident that let's him hear women's thoughts. He uses his power for evil when a woman is promoted over him and gets her to quit her job while also falling for him. Bottom line? Mel Gibson and the patriarchy suck.
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January 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Misery: An author crashes his car during a snowstorm and wakes up to find that he has been saved by his biggest fan and taken to her home. When he tries to escape she breaks his ankles in a scene that is permanently seared into my brain. Kathy Bates deserved that Oscar.
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January 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Heathers: Veronica is friends with the bitchy popular girls at school, who are all named Heather. Her and her new bf decide to have some fun and let's just say that there aren't as many Heathers, jocks or public schools at the end of the movie.
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January 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Office Space: Peter and his other burnt out work friends decide to stick it to the man but realize they're not as good at math as they thought. They try to make it right because of fear, then learn that Milton had enough too and burned down the building. 💯% Relatable
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January 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What game would you choose to play against the Reaper to escape hell? I would choose the PVP option in the OG Nintendo game Top Gun.
#filmsky #billandted #movie
January 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Jaws: Police chief Brody has to deal with a great white shark that is eating everyone. The chief, a drunken fisherman and an oceanographer go to kill the shark. After all the other great whites hear about this they declare war on the Brody family that lasts for decades.
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January 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Raiders of the Lost Ark: An archeology professor jet sets around the world stealing priceless artifacts during his summers off. A group of very stable geniuses decide to open the Ark of the Covenant against the advice of Dr. Jones. Chaos ensues with the best of endings.
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January 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: 2 dudes travel through time collecting historical figures in the hope that they will pass their History final in this cautionary tale about the inadequacy of the US educational system in the 80s. (Spoiler alert: it's only gotten worse)
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January 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Junior: In this "comedy", Arnold Schwarzenegger is a scientist doing an experiment where he becomes the first pregnant man in history. It makes no sense and isn't funny. Watch Twins instead.
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January 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Trading Places: A story about how the richest of the rich mess with normal people's lives just for the fun of it. In this fantasy tale, the guys at the bottom exact revenge on the 1% in a satisfying but unbelievable way. Watch it just for the scene of Santa on the bus.
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January 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Twilight: A high school emo girl moves to the PNW. She develops a crush on a sparkly, emo vampire that's an introvert. Little does she know that her BFF is actually part of a werewolf Native American family. This sets the stage for too many sequels that all suck
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December 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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A Walk to Remember: In this adaptation of a Nicholas Sparks book, a popular guy gets in trouble then has to be tutored by a nerdy girl and blah, blah, blah, someone dies at the end, just like all of his other books. Mandy Moore is a good singer though.
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December 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Trainspotting: The tale of a yo-yo heroin diet for a group of Scottish addicts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but most of all, you'll be appalled by the way they take care of their babies.
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December 27, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: An insufferable woman and a forever bachelor decide to date but do everything they can to repel the other person in the hopes that they will be broken up with. Isn't this 90% of marriages in the US?
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December 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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A Christmas Story: A young boy becomes obsessed with getting a BB gun for Christmas. His mom tells him that he shouldn't have a gun because he'll shoot his eye out. Eventually he wears her down and then almost shoots his eye out five minutes after opening his BB gun.
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December 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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The Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington, the king of Halloween, is tired of the Christmas creep and decides to kidnap Santa so he can deliver Halloween to the world for Christmas as payback. 🎶This is Halloween, this is Halloween🎶
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December 24, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Moana: The Chief's daughter, Moana, goes on a mission with a demigod, Maui, to return a stone Maui stole long ago. As they try to get past the volcano demon Te Ka, Moana realizes that she's not a demon, she's just a goddess that's pissed that Maui stole her jewelry.
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December 23, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Gigli: J Lo and Ben Affleck are mobsters who kidnap a mentally challenged son of a DA so their mob boss isn't convicted and... I can't even finish this review. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Do everything you can to NOT see this movie.
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December 21, 2024 at 10:13 PM