Mauro
@hurditbee4.bsky.social
Progressive old guy from Chicago.
Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.
Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.
He's acting like someone is about to out him.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He's acting like someone is about to out him.
This is the kind of shit the wealthiest people on the planet do with their money. That and behead people who criticize them.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is the kind of shit the wealthiest people on the planet do with their money. That and behead people who criticize them.
One of them is actually a broom for when she's flying solo. The other one is for Corey.
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
One of them is actually a broom for when she's flying solo. The other one is for Corey.
The only thing that needs to remain liquid is his shit. If he tried to force out a big dookie, it would blow open his aneurysms.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The only thing that needs to remain liquid is his shit. If he tried to force out a big dookie, it would blow open his aneurysms.
Lots of noise and plenty of hot air. Perfect.
However, I'm still a fan of the classic "press butt, receive bacon" defacement.
However, I'm still a fan of the classic "press butt, receive bacon" defacement.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Lots of noise and plenty of hot air. Perfect.
However, I'm still a fan of the classic "press butt, receive bacon" defacement.
However, I'm still a fan of the classic "press butt, receive bacon" defacement.
Sure, he's speaking from experience when he says something's fishy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_S...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_S...
Trump Steaks - Wikipedia
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November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sure, he's speaking from experience when he says something's fishy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_S...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_S...
"High paying jobs" What? $12/Hr? Fuck off, asshole.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"High paying jobs" What? $12/Hr? Fuck off, asshole.
Here's a real honest to goodness "human" exchange with someone ( just about to block a follow request from this one..)
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Here's a real honest to goodness "human" exchange with someone ( just about to block a follow request from this one..)
Yessir, and it was spaghetti night too.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yessir, and it was spaghetti night too.
He can't even honestly answer the question, "How many shirts are you wearing?" so this was indeed an epic step for him.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He can't even honestly answer the question, "How many shirts are you wearing?" so this was indeed an epic step for him.
With my memories,
I lit the fire.
My sorrows, my pleasures,
I no longer need them.
Swept away the loves,
with their tremolos,
swept away forever.
I start again from scratch.
I lit the fire.
My sorrows, my pleasures,
I no longer need them.
Swept away the loves,
with their tremolos,
swept away forever.
I start again from scratch.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
With my memories,
I lit the fire.
My sorrows, my pleasures,
I no longer need them.
Swept away the loves,
with their tremolos,
swept away forever.
I start again from scratch.
I lit the fire.
My sorrows, my pleasures,
I no longer need them.
Swept away the loves,
with their tremolos,
swept away forever.
I start again from scratch.
"Groceries." That's a great word. An old-fashioned word, you know. I invented it. I can even use it in a sentence. The camel in the picture is on his way to buy groceries, but I don't know where the elephant was going.
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Groceries." That's a great word. An old-fashioned word, you know. I invented it. I can even use it in a sentence. The camel in the picture is on his way to buy groceries, but I don't know where the elephant was going.
I can't tell if that's a selfie or a reflection from a funhouse mirror.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I can't tell if that's a selfie or a reflection from a funhouse mirror.
You're right, we share the same opinions and thoughts. Please follow me. 😂
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You're right, we share the same opinions and thoughts. Please follow me. 😂
He apparently survived the Dr. Oz rectal exam.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He apparently survived the Dr. Oz rectal exam.
Pie are round. cornbread are square.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pie are round. cornbread are square.
"Tricked into it" - Like when someone hands you a Cava bag with 50 grand in it and says, "Hey, can you hold this for a little bit while I go run an errand? Yo, thanks dude."
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Tricked into it" - Like when someone hands you a Cava bag with 50 grand in it and says, "Hey, can you hold this for a little bit while I go run an errand? Yo, thanks dude."
But it has many interests. Golf, crypto, sex, politics...
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
But it has many interests. Golf, crypto, sex, politics...
Oxford English Dictionary:
Dotard (noun) - A person whose mental faculties are impaired, spec. a person whose intellect or understanding is impaired in old age. In later use also more generally: an old person.
In early use chiefly with reference to men.
Often somewhat dismissive or derogatory[...]
Dotard (noun) - A person whose mental faculties are impaired, spec. a person whose intellect or understanding is impaired in old age. In later use also more generally: an old person.
In early use chiefly with reference to men.
Often somewhat dismissive or derogatory[...]
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oxford English Dictionary:
Dotard (noun) - A person whose mental faculties are impaired, spec. a person whose intellect or understanding is impaired in old age. In later use also more generally: an old person.
In early use chiefly with reference to men.
Often somewhat dismissive or derogatory[...]
Dotard (noun) - A person whose mental faculties are impaired, spec. a person whose intellect or understanding is impaired in old age. In later use also more generally: an old person.
In early use chiefly with reference to men.
Often somewhat dismissive or derogatory[...]
It's going to get to the point when Trump's dementia gets so bad that no amount of ass-kissing will work any more. His cabinet seems to have figured it out already except for the dumber ones like this clown.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's going to get to the point when Trump's dementia gets so bad that no amount of ass-kissing will work any more. His cabinet seems to have figured it out already except for the dumber ones like this clown.