Hunter Samuels
@huntersamuels.bsky.social
I write about baseball and parenting and sometimes other things at https://swingingbunts.substack.com/
90 days post-seizure, the state of Nebraska has deemed me capable of safely operating a motor vehicle once again. Passed the driving test and everything.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
90 days post-seizure, the state of Nebraska has deemed me capable of safely operating a motor vehicle once again. Passed the driving test and everything.
having A Very Bad Day
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
having A Very Bad Day
Thank goodness I don't have to ruin my Christmas day with this garbage team
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thank goodness I don't have to ruin my Christmas day with this garbage team
Mahomes getting hurt on the same snap a holding penalty by the fifth-string left tackle is certainly a concise way to sum up the season
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mahomes getting hurt on the same snap a holding penalty by the fifth-string left tackle is certainly a concise way to sum up the season
Is Mahomes on the take
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is Mahomes on the take
Thoroughly outplayed on offense and defense but leading by three. Hate how much I hate watching this team.
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thoroughly outplayed on offense and defense but leading by three. Hate how much I hate watching this team.
Defensive tackle with better hands than the receivers
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Defensive tackle with better hands than the receivers
The first pope from the US was right there! What are we doing
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The first pope from the US was right there! What are we doing
So Chris Jones is here
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So Chris Jones is here
Launch Butker into the sun
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Launch Butker into the sun
So the offensive line consists of some roofers and the receivers have cast iron hands and Mahomes forgot how to throw a football but other than that etc etc
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So the offensive line consists of some roofers and the receivers have cast iron hands and Mahomes forgot how to throw a football but other than that etc etc
Holidays are canceled
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Holidays are canceled
Never wanna hear about the Chiefs getting calls ever again
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Never wanna hear about the Chiefs getting calls ever again
McDuffie has played like trash, can't be hesitant on that blitz
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
McDuffie has played like trash, can't be hesitant on that blitz
Three backup linemen, Mahomes is off, Rice keeps the season alive
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Three backup linemen, Mahomes is off, Rice keeps the season alive
Imagining the congressional hearings that would've been demanded if KC got that PI call
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Imagining the congressional hearings that would've been demanded if KC got that PI call
Way more contact than the OPI call but sure
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Way more contact than the OPI call but sure
What stylist threw up all over post malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What stylist threw up all over post malone
So bad Mahomes is back cool cool coolcoolcool
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So bad Mahomes is back cool cool coolcoolcool
McDuffie is getting absolutely worked by Lamb.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
McDuffie is getting absolutely worked by Lamb.
Spags in his BAG early
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Spags in his BAG early
Tyler is a really good dog name
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Tyler is a really good dog name
Both teams wanted to lose, one team just wanted it more
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Both teams wanted to lose, one team just wanted it more
I think it would be neat if Patrick Mahomes remembered how to play football, as a treat.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think it would be neat if Patrick Mahomes remembered how to play football, as a treat.
So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today