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Hungry Joe
@hungryjoe.bsky.social
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Nude selfie purveyor, erring on the arty. Shower pervert, formerly of kinky twitter. "Sexy, soapy flamingo".

"All the variety, all the charm, all the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow"

He/him. Old enough to know better.
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#SaturdayShower
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, right hand raised to his face, foregrounding the forearm, the other holding the shower head pointed at his chest, hand caught in the bright overhead spot.
February 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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I'm doing a great job of exercising* tonight

*sitting on the sofa eating peanut butter
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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I was going to say Michelle Shocked's "The secret to a long life (is knowing when it's time to go)" but she's pulled all her stuff off the Internet.

So let's settle for this little piece of genius instead.
youtu.be/IuY54A3bOmg?...
February 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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When you work from home, no one can tell if there's a cheeky #ThighThursday going on.
Mono pic of white male in dark jumper and underwear with naked legs. It is shot from above and you can see he is sitting in an office chair, the edge of a desk is visible.
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Up & showering early, a rare trip to London. But still time for a cheeky (and murky) #AssWednesday #MiercolesDeCulos
#Humpday
#WagonWednesday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, facing away from the camera, left hand on his left butt cheek, right raised to his face.
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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A #TittyTuesday for the season, slightly tired and old, carrying 'winter weight'. Consider this the 'Before' pic...
Mono pic of white male standing in a bathroom, wearing black underwear, hands resting on his hip/thighs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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#ManHandMonday
Mono pic of the hand of a naked white male standing in a shower, close cropped of upper thigh, hand gripping it.
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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#SundayShower mono, with a hint of Futurism...
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, strong overhead light casts shadows across his face and lower body. He is looking down, drying his genitals with a towel and the streaks on the shower glass and towel folds create a slightly Modenist feel.
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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Not been a great exercise week: fell asleep Tuesday and I'm going out tomorrow night. So if I say here I'm going to workout tonight, then I might do it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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#AssWednesday #MiercolesDeCulos #WagonWednesday #Humpday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in front of a wardrobe, facing away from the camera, arms raised so elbows are level with his face. The light is coming from a window to the right.
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Time for a cheeky #SundayShower as we reach the rear of the weekend...
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, facing away from the camera, one hand on his left buttock, one hand on thd shower wall in front of him.
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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After a week of... all this *gestures at the world* isn't it reassuring to have some predictable shower nudes to show that life goes on?
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower in deep shadow, one hand wiping soap from his eye, the other across his belly. Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower in deep shadow, one hand covering his eye, the other slightly out from his side.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Reader, he exercised, for the second time this week... 😮‍💨
January 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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If I ever visit Japan, I'm definitely going to McDonald's...
youtube.com/shorts/aKSlZ...
McDonald's Japan Released The "Adult Cream Pie"
YouTube video by Mrs Eats
youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Oh, all right. Variation on Tuesday's pic, a sneaky #SlightCockFriday - is that a thing? #SCF
Mono pic of naked white male standing by a window with a towel around his shoulders, one hand on upper thigh in a band of sunlight from the window, the other subtly covering most of his genitals.
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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To photo or not to photo today... 🤔
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Today's quiz: beard or haircut?
Mono pic of white male cranium from an angle. You can see it has hair on top and ears at the sides but is that his head or his chin?
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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When you're being too much of a brat for your Dom...
Screencap of web browser whose error message reads: "Edge: too many requests"
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Feeling a little shy and subdued on this #AssWednesday/ #MiercolesDeCulos / #Humpday / #WagonWednesday
Mono pic of naked white male standing beside a window so it has a dark background, light on the right, dark on the left. He is facing away from the camera.
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Done. Nearly quit but hung in there. 😮‍💨
Mono pic of white male in black leggings and t-shirt sitting cross legged on the floor, hands in lap and head tipped back. His tshirt has a sketch of a Fender guitar amp.
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Okay, exercise again. I made it once last week, want to get back to twice a week. 💪
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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#TittyTuesday because what else can we do in this fucked up world right now except post nudes?
Mono pic of naked white male standing in front of a wardrobe by a window. He has a towel around his shoulders and the light through the window is catching his body. His junk is bitmapped out.
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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#ManHandMonday and #MonochromeMonday - with a cheeky serving of post-weekend #FCF (3 days later but who's counting. To try to launch into this week with positivity.
Mono pic of white male viewed down his body, from the belly, naked except for black tight underwear. One hand is gripping his genitals through the material.
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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@frecklefeet.bsky.social Something for your attention...
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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#ThighThursday 2026 goal is to get a cuter butt.
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a living room, facing away from the camera, hands on the back of his head, elbows out. His jeans are around his ankles.
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 AM