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I bought this mask online and tried it on in the bathroom at work
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I bought this mask online and tried it on in the bathroom at work
considering that he was interviewed in a this american life episode from december i’d hardly think this is breaking news
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
considering that he was interviewed in a this american life episode from december i’d hardly think this is breaking news
the angle of the dangle plus the heat of the meat equals the torque of the dork
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
the angle of the dangle plus the heat of the meat equals the torque of the dork
dumb: let me get a cybertruck
dumber: going to get a semprfi vanity plate
nuclear dumb: also going to get a constitution and american flag wrap for it
dumber: going to get a semprfi vanity plate
nuclear dumb: also going to get a constitution and american flag wrap for it
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
dumb: let me get a cybertruck
dumber: going to get a semprfi vanity plate
nuclear dumb: also going to get a constitution and american flag wrap for it
dumber: going to get a semprfi vanity plate
nuclear dumb: also going to get a constitution and american flag wrap for it
thinking about a a guy that was goofin off and folded his lips up and put bent veggie straws up there in place of his lips and the veggie straws cut his gums and it got infected and then he jacked off with a curtain cord around his neck and died in a closet. yes i’m thinking about David Carradine
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
thinking about a a guy that was goofin off and folded his lips up and put bent veggie straws up there in place of his lips and the veggie straws cut his gums and it got infected and then he jacked off with a curtain cord around his neck and died in a closet. yes i’m thinking about David Carradine
daddies got a wabbo cubbis
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
daddies got a wabbo cubbis
a nerdy highscool girl movie glow up but it’s a guy putting caesar salad on top of a chicken cheesesteak
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
a nerdy highscool girl movie glow up but it’s a guy putting caesar salad on top of a chicken cheesesteak
love at first suck off
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
love at first suck off
wallaby hit up walmart for some marmite
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
wallaby hit up walmart for some marmite
there’s like 7 little sicily pizzas in every american city, i’m going to open the first big sicily pizza in philadelphia
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
there’s like 7 little sicily pizzas in every american city, i’m going to open the first big sicily pizza in philadelphia
just hanging under the ‘toe drinking orange wine, waiting for a kiss
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
just hanging under the ‘toe drinking orange wine, waiting for a kiss
hanging my name to belpus telpus
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
hanging my name to belpus telpus
driving on the weekend makes me feel insane going 68 in a 65 and ripping past people as if they’re standing still. what is even happening
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
driving on the weekend makes me feel insane going 68 in a 65 and ripping past people as if they’re standing still. what is even happening
i think it would be sick as hell to be one of those white people that like have so much money that they quit their day job and buy some big farm in new england and hand sew some some fuckin canvas aprons and sell them for like $900 when you feel like it
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i think it would be sick as hell to be one of those white people that like have so much money that they quit their day job and buy some big farm in new england and hand sew some some fuckin canvas aprons and sell them for like $900 when you feel like it
me when they’ve got to make a rough puff on bake off
a white wolf is standing in the snow with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
ALT: a white wolf is standing in the snow with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
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December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
me when they’ve got to make a rough puff on bake off
the thing about new Orleans is that it always feels like midnight once the sun sets
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the thing about new Orleans is that it always feels like midnight once the sun sets
forgot to do the bit this year where i listen to a random bad song from the distant past 100 times on Spotify and im in the top 0.00001% of listeners for that artist. it’s something that is bad for my mental heath so probably for the best that i forgot to do it. anyway here’s last years wrap
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
forgot to do the bit this year where i listen to a random bad song from the distant past 100 times on Spotify and im in the top 0.00001% of listeners for that artist. it’s something that is bad for my mental heath so probably for the best that i forgot to do it. anyway here’s last years wrap
going to spend the rest of my life inventing a new dessert there has been little to no movement on new desserts since the cronut
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
going to spend the rest of my life inventing a new dessert there has been little to no movement on new desserts since the cronut
ken burns is da goat even with that haircut
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ken burns is da goat even with that haircut
this is not realistic but it’s true
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
this is not realistic but it’s true
the limu emu bit my cousin in the nutsack. and doug? he ate the balls that spilled out
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the limu emu bit my cousin in the nutsack. and doug? he ate the balls that spilled out
everyone is mad at the eagles
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
everyone is mad at the eagles
i’m thankful for my hubbeh tom thumb
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i’m thankful for my hubbeh tom thumb