Humph
@humphythefish.bsky.social
Bonsoir! How nice to meet you! Hobbies include crocheting hats for Clive, sampling gin and eating celery. Forest supporter and rodent fan 🐟
Correct answer! I shan’t bother you with kicky ball nonsense, other than a brief mention of Forest’s marvellous away win at Brentford today 😊
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Correct answer! I shan’t bother you with kicky ball nonsense, other than a brief mention of Forest’s marvellous away win at Brentford today 😊
Ha! I miss his dazzling choppers on MOTD 😬
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Ha! I miss his dazzling choppers on MOTD 😬
…where he will score a hat trick and boost my FPL score 🙏
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
…where he will score a hat trick and boost my FPL score 🙏
He says he’s waiting for the offer to get higher before he makes his triumphant return to Scouseland!
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
He says he’s waiting for the offer to get higher before he makes his triumphant return to Scouseland!
I thought for one moment you were referring to Fleetwood Town and was going to say King Billy would never stoop so low! Poor old Foxes!
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I thought for one moment you were referring to Fleetwood Town and was going to say King Billy would never stoop so low! Poor old Foxes!
True! The media like to focus on the occasional wrong’un and then say ‘this is what every gay/trans person is like so beware’. It makes me really angry, but unfortunately the majority of people are too thick to think for themselves.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
True! The media like to focus on the occasional wrong’un and then say ‘this is what every gay/trans person is like so beware’. It makes me really angry, but unfortunately the majority of people are too thick to think for themselves.
As a very obvious straight woman, I’m really sorry you’ve experienced this. Carry on being fabulous and all the idiots can get stuffed.
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
As a very obvious straight woman, I’m really sorry you’ve experienced this. Carry on being fabulous and all the idiots can get stuffed.
I remember seeing Tears for Fears in concert when they had just started out. They only had one album of songs and did Mad World three times. I bet a CH gig is similar (“here’s the acapella version! Put your hands together for the 12 inch remix!”).
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I remember seeing Tears for Fears in concert when they had just started out. They only had one album of songs and did Mad World three times. I bet a CH gig is similar (“here’s the acapella version! Put your hands together for the 12 inch remix!”).
He peaked too early! I’m trying to think of a suitable title for his follow up, but anything with Number Two in it just sounds ridiculous.
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
He peaked too early! I’m trying to think of a suitable title for his follow up, but anything with Number Two in it just sounds ridiculous.
Hmm…could it be our Chezza?
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Hmm…could it be our Chezza?
I thought it was McCain too, so I guess the ad agency didn’t really do what they were paid to do - everyone remembers the advert, but not the product.
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I thought it was McCain too, so I guess the ad agency didn’t really do what they were paid to do - everyone remembers the advert, but not the product.
One of my favourites!
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One of my favourites!
Grill ‘em bake ‘em fry ‘em eat ‘em!
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Grill ‘em bake ‘em fry ‘em eat ‘em!
Oh! Kia Ora - another classic! Btw my party piece is reciting the Um Bongo advert really quickly (I don’t get invited to many parties).
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh! Kia Ora - another classic! Btw my party piece is reciting the Um Bongo advert really quickly (I don’t get invited to many parties).
I had forgotten about Mr C’s Parrot! A classic! Plus ‘will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings…you’ll have to wait and see’ 🍟
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I had forgotten about Mr C’s Parrot! A classic! Plus ‘will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings…you’ll have to wait and see’ 🍟
Bloody advert - I have to actively steer my husband away from the stuff in Tesco as he bursts into song every time he sees it 🙄
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Bloody advert - I have to actively steer my husband away from the stuff in Tesco as he bursts into song every time he sees it 🙄
I’m currently using a blanket that I haven’t finished crocheting - it’s so snug that I can overlook the ball of yarn that’s still attached to it 🧶
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m currently using a blanket that I haven’t finished crocheting - it’s so snug that I can overlook the ball of yarn that’s still attached to it 🧶
I am always on the lookout for them when they’re on offer (which is most weeks in Tesco) and was treated to some P&M for Christmas. Roll on Easter!
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I am always on the lookout for them when they’re on offer (which is most weeks in Tesco) and was treated to some P&M for Christmas. Roll on Easter!
My ex manager took the piss out of me when I started stocking up on loo roll just before lockdown (and no, I didn’t clear the shelves, I just made sure I bought an extra packet of them whenever I shopped). When they were difficult to find, he had the nerve to ask if I had any spare ones 😬
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My ex manager took the piss out of me when I started stocking up on loo roll just before lockdown (and no, I didn’t clear the shelves, I just made sure I bought an extra packet of them whenever I shopped). When they were difficult to find, he had the nerve to ask if I had any spare ones 😬
They are vile - I like those round chocolates (Lindor? I would check the name on the box but I’ve eaten them all). There’s a shop near me where you can do pick & mix with them…🤤
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They are vile - I like those round chocolates (Lindor? I would check the name on the box but I’ve eaten them all). There’s a shop near me where you can do pick & mix with them…🤤