Graham
@humph3.bsky.social
To think that I voted for her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To think that I voted for her.
Did you actually dye your hair for this?
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Did you actually dye your hair for this?
Grew up with pets, never a prolem.
When I moved out, I found that whenever I visited my parents my eyes would stream if I touched a pet and then my face.
A few years back, we got cats and I had the same issue for the first fortnight or so, then it went away.
I think you can build a tolerance.
When I moved out, I found that whenever I visited my parents my eyes would stream if I touched a pet and then my face.
A few years back, we got cats and I had the same issue for the first fortnight or so, then it went away.
I think you can build a tolerance.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Grew up with pets, never a prolem.
When I moved out, I found that whenever I visited my parents my eyes would stream if I touched a pet and then my face.
A few years back, we got cats and I had the same issue for the first fortnight or so, then it went away.
I think you can build a tolerance.
When I moved out, I found that whenever I visited my parents my eyes would stream if I touched a pet and then my face.
A few years back, we got cats and I had the same issue for the first fortnight or so, then it went away.
I think you can build a tolerance.
Why were you getting a gong from a BP garage? I don't understand, mine doesn't have footmen.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why were you getting a gong from a BP garage? I don't understand, mine doesn't have footmen.
It struggled once Keith Harris died.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It struggled once Keith Harris died.
But he can't read that.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
But he can't read that.
Write it. That's the story that will get commissioned and propel you to the big time.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Write it. That's the story that will get commissioned and propel you to the big time.
Even if someone did send you cash, chances are it's been nicked by a postal worker.
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Even if someone did send you cash, chances are it's been nicked by a postal worker.
Well I bet this has provoked a measured response in the other place.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Well I bet this has provoked a measured response in the other place.
We had some snow in West Sussex at around 10am!
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We had some snow in West Sussex at around 10am!
Good thing you didn't express a liking for butt plugs.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good thing you didn't express a liking for butt plugs.
Tbh, it can't be more dull than F1 on TV.
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Tbh, it can't be more dull than F1 on TV.
They want you to hate them, better to patronise them, that really winds them up.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
They want you to hate them, better to patronise them, that really winds them up.
Yes, the adding of sellotape and deflating the balloons slowly didn't really do if for the kids in the audience.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Yes, the adding of sellotape and deflating the balloons slowly didn't really do if for the kids in the audience.
Is it though? Official stats are mixed. Hospital admissions due to knife crime are down 4.1% from ten years ago, 10% from last year.
(Source:
Knife crime statistics England and Wales
Research Briefing
Published Tuesday, 28 October, 2025, research for the House of Commons).
(Source:
Knife crime statistics England and Wales
Research Briefing
Published Tuesday, 28 October, 2025, research for the House of Commons).
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Is it though? Official stats are mixed. Hospital admissions due to knife crime are down 4.1% from ten years ago, 10% from last year.
(Source:
Knife crime statistics England and Wales
Research Briefing
Published Tuesday, 28 October, 2025, research for the House of Commons).
(Source:
Knife crime statistics England and Wales
Research Briefing
Published Tuesday, 28 October, 2025, research for the House of Commons).
I'd always wondered what woodlice grow into.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'd always wondered what woodlice grow into.
It's a trade I'd willingly make.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It's a trade I'd willingly make.
Indeed, people with few clothes on is often a reason for full HDDs.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Indeed, people with few clothes on is often a reason for full HDDs.
I wonder how many wives say they are going for a spa weekend with their sister but are actually seeing the guy they're having an affair with.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I wonder how many wives say they are going for a spa weekend with their sister but are actually seeing the guy they're having an affair with.
I think most UK members of Parliament would struggle to name a bill either.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think most UK members of Parliament would struggle to name a bill either.
Don't worry, we'll all be friends again spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Don't worry, we'll all be friends again spoon.
Yes, they're forking annoying.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yes, they're forking annoying.
Yes, give Millwall a break.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Yes, give Millwall a break.
Trouble is, it does seem to be that there's an issue within the party/leadership/cabinet etc.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Trouble is, it does seem to be that there's an issue within the party/leadership/cabinet etc.