amy
@humblegenius.bsky.social
I'm 29 and I like fall out boy and final fantasy xiv.
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amy
@humblegenius.bsky.social
· Dec 18
I keep forgetting that strength training actually builds muscle over time cause I’m so used to just doing it because I know it’s good for me. So i keep getting jumpscared by my own triceps
this is gonna do numbers in a few weeks when half my normie cohort members go to this convention
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
this is gonna do numbers in a few weeks when half my normie cohort members go to this convention
I just had a moment of wistfully longing to prog a new ultimate again which is hilarious given that every time I have to raid I'm like "oh my godddddd i have no time for anything ever and my brain is deflated like a balloon"
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I just had a moment of wistfully longing to prog a new ultimate again which is hilarious given that every time I have to raid I'm like "oh my godddddd i have no time for anything ever and my brain is deflated like a balloon"
I watched Anora and I thought it was good but I definitely wasn't expecting there to be a guy slowly dying of a concussion the whole time in the supporting cast.
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I watched Anora and I thought it was good but I definitely wasn't expecting there to be a guy slowly dying of a concussion the whole time in the supporting cast.
I've know for some time now that I'm the only gringa who truly understands Bad Bunny
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I've know for some time now that I'm the only gringa who truly understands Bad Bunny
My toxic trait is that I can't even pretend to care about football. I know it's annoying but I don't even care about that enough to change.
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
My toxic trait is that I can't even pretend to care about football. I know it's annoying but I don't even care about that enough to change.
Me: this edible ain't shit
Also me: this is the best ravioli I've ever had in my life
Also me: this is the best ravioli I've ever had in my life
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Me: this edible ain't shit
Also me: this is the best ravioli I've ever had in my life
Also me: this is the best ravioli I've ever had in my life
The billboard hot 100 in 2026 has already been vastly more interesting than anything that happened on the charts in 2025.
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The billboard hot 100 in 2026 has already been vastly more interesting than anything that happened on the charts in 2025.
Is reacting to something with the handshake emoji a universal way of saying "same" or "I agree" or is that just a super online thing
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Is reacting to something with the handshake emoji a universal way of saying "same" or "I agree" or is that just a super online thing
Thinking about all the uber-religious girls I knew in college and how the only one who has been married to the same man for several years and doesn't have children yet is a labor and delivery nurse and i'm like... she knows...
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Thinking about all the uber-religious girls I knew in college and how the only one who has been married to the same man for several years and doesn't have children yet is a labor and delivery nurse and i'm like... she knows...
Genuinely excited to make oatmeal with milk instead of water for breakfast tomorrow
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Genuinely excited to make oatmeal with milk instead of water for breakfast tomorrow
So funny to see endless headlines like “wow isn’t it so surprising and interesting that young men are more interested in having children than young women?” Like yeah I bet a lot of women would love if parenthood without their life fundamentally changing were an option lol.
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
So funny to see endless headlines like “wow isn’t it so surprising and interesting that young men are more interested in having children than young women?” Like yeah I bet a lot of women would love if parenthood without their life fundamentally changing were an option lol.
I don’t understand ASMR as tiktok content. ASMR is supposed to be like, long and kinda boring so you can fall asleep or use it as background noise, and I’m pretty sure long, slow-paced, boring content would die unseen on tiktok. So all the asmr there is too fast and short and overstimulating.
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I don’t understand ASMR as tiktok content. ASMR is supposed to be like, long and kinda boring so you can fall asleep or use it as background noise, and I’m pretty sure long, slow-paced, boring content would die unseen on tiktok. So all the asmr there is too fast and short and overstimulating.
trying to figure out the political leanings of fitness content creators
a close up of a woman 's face with a slight smile on her face .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a slight smile on her face .
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January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
trying to figure out the political leanings of fitness content creators
In a just world sweet potatoes would have as much protein as meat.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
In a just world sweet potatoes would have as much protein as meat.
i never realized how many of my at-home eating habits were completely oriented around compensating for eating out... now that we're eating at home all the time i'm realizing i have no good snacks here anymore, no dessert. what the hell 😔
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
i never realized how many of my at-home eating habits were completely oriented around compensating for eating out... now that we're eating at home all the time i'm realizing i have no good snacks here anymore, no dessert. what the hell 😔
i think i sometimes have become a little too not-bothered by anything that happens in normal content in ffxiv cause like 5/8 people in my party died during arena split in 11 normal and I was just calmly hard-rezzing and my party was like "uh lb3?" and i was like oh yeahhh
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i think i sometimes have become a little too not-bothered by anything that happens in normal content in ffxiv cause like 5/8 people in my party died during arena split in 11 normal and I was just calmly hard-rezzing and my party was like "uh lb3?" and i was like oh yeahhh
Saw someone in a Facebook comment say “spectral disorder” when I think they meant autism spectrum disorder, but now I’m very interested to know more about spectral disorder.
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Saw someone in a Facebook comment say “spectral disorder” when I think they meant autism spectrum disorder, but now I’m very interested to know more about spectral disorder.
I’m not proud of this but every time I see a woman say they “put on muscle easily” I am absolutely steaming with jealousy lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I’m not proud of this but every time I see a woman say they “put on muscle easily” I am absolutely steaming with jealousy lol
The idea of having children is so scary cause what if you have only sons and no daughters… I’m terrified just thinking about it
January 18, 2026 at 7:29 AM
The idea of having children is so scary cause what if you have only sons and no daughters… I’m terrified just thinking about it
Turning fully into my mother like "hmm maybe I'll drive a station wagon someday"
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Turning fully into my mother like "hmm maybe I'll drive a station wagon someday"
do not follow a marathon prep plan made by chatGPT holy shit lmao
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
do not follow a marathon prep plan made by chatGPT holy shit lmao
This woman on instagram who's thin but has visible muscle mass is claiming to be 5'6 and 104 lbs like... as a real BMI knower, you are fucking lying lol.
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This woman on instagram who's thin but has visible muscle mass is claiming to be 5'6 and 104 lbs like... as a real BMI knower, you are fucking lying lol.
Was trying to remember how long I’d been taking birth control this morning and we jokingly asked Blair if she remembered, and then I realized that Blair actually would have been here since I started taking it, and I thought about how many milestones she’s been with me for and got emotional.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Was trying to remember how long I’d been taking birth control this morning and we jokingly asked Blair if she remembered, and then I realized that Blair actually would have been here since I started taking it, and I thought about how many milestones she’s been with me for and got emotional.
wait was sid not explicitly the protagonist or did i misunderstand the first few seasons of skins. like i don't think this is an argument that needs to be made as much as it is just what is in the text.
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
wait was sid not explicitly the protagonist or did i misunderstand the first few seasons of skins. like i don't think this is an argument that needs to be made as much as it is just what is in the text.
It's time to check in with the charts.
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
It's time to check in with the charts.