e.g. Alice Lastname
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Being 36 years old means I am going to have a bagel and coffee at 4pm. There is a correlation there but I won’t fault you if you think otherwise
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Being 36 years old means I am going to have a bagel and coffee at 4pm. There is a correlation there but I won’t fault you if you think otherwise
I’m watching a video recap of a knitting competition show against my will
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m watching a video recap of a knitting competition show against my will
I’m watching a knitting competition show against my will
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m watching a knitting competition show against my will
It would be funny to me and me only if in the next James Bond movie he is an ornithologist who moonlights as a spy
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It would be funny to me and me only if in the next James Bond movie he is an ornithologist who moonlights as a spy
Some days still images are preferable to moving images
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Some days still images are preferable to moving images
I wonder if the coffee from cafe grumpy made me grumpy
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I wonder if the coffee from cafe grumpy made me grumpy
I want to learn French just to piss off the French
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I want to learn French just to piss off the French
Why do avoidants keep telling you how avoidant they are? Why can’t they avoid that?
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why do avoidants keep telling you how avoidant they are? Why can’t they avoid that?
They should post the caffeine level of coffees at coffee shops
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They should post the caffeine level of coffees at coffee shops
If you overcommit to the bit you become the bit
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you overcommit to the bit you become the bit
It snowed this morning. Just FYI
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It snowed this morning. Just FYI
Martin Scorsese should direct a low budget intimate indie drama
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Martin Scorsese should direct a low budget intimate indie drama
I think Michael Shannon would’ve been a great Frankenstein as I find him very Frankenstonian
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I think Michael Shannon would’ve been a great Frankenstein as I find him very Frankenstonian
I’m very thirsty but I have to wait for my frozen water to melt bécause I want really cold water so I can pretend it’s glacier water because I didn’t want to buy glacier water but I’m really thirsty right now
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m very thirsty but I have to wait for my frozen water to melt bécause I want really cold water so I can pretend it’s glacier water because I didn’t want to buy glacier water but I’m really thirsty right now
I have multiple social media accounts so I can be exposed to more people I will never talk to
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have multiple social media accounts so I can be exposed to more people I will never talk to
Don’t ragebait me unless you want me to think you’re in love with me
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Don’t ragebait me unless you want me to think you’re in love with me
My digital footprint has some fun surprises
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My digital footprint has some fun surprises
Whoever invented emojis deserves a Nobel prize. I’m not going to say which one though.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whoever invented emojis deserves a Nobel prize. I’m not going to say which one though.
My brother wants to do a podcast with me 😳
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My brother wants to do a podcast with me 😳
Doing bumps of Emergen-C
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Doing bumps of Emergen-C
I wish life was better geared towards people who remember faces but not names
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I wish life was better geared towards people who remember faces but not names
If Guillermo del Toro directed God Emperor of Dune, then I think that would be cool. I would watch it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If Guillermo del Toro directed God Emperor of Dune, then I think that would be cool. I would watch it.
Some words sound nice to me. “Uncouth” and “poultry” are two of my faborites
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Some words sound nice to me. “Uncouth” and “poultry” are two of my faborites
Why are political cartoons so crudely drawn? Let’s get some aesthetics in there
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why are political cartoons so crudely drawn? Let’s get some aesthetics in there
I wish bars could serve lean
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I wish bars could serve lean