TheHumanPhonebook
@humanphonebook.bsky.social
I've got all the numbers.
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
How the fuck.does anyone understand Tom Homan without subtitles.
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
How the fuck.does anyone understand Tom Homan without subtitles.
Press Statement from Tom Homan:
"Hullo, mmh nahm if Tahm Huhman an eyf ahm now in chargf of da ahperatfin."
"Hullo, mmh nahm if Tahm Huhman an eyf ahm now in chargf of da ahperatfin."
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Press Statement from Tom Homan:
"Hullo, mmh nahm if Tahm Huhman an eyf ahm now in chargf of da ahperatfin."
"Hullo, mmh nahm if Tahm Huhman an eyf ahm now in chargf of da ahperatfin."
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
@joshshapiropa.bsky.social just said on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social that the ICE Funding should go to police instead, and you can fuck right off with that logic. That can't be the Democratic platform.
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM
@joshshapiropa.bsky.social just said on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social that the ICE Funding should go to police instead, and you can fuck right off with that logic. That can't be the Democratic platform.
Greg Bovino looks like a dude who's family tree is a straight line.
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Greg Bovino looks like a dude who's family tree is a straight line.
Sometimes I Navage to clear my sinuses and instead it just feels like I fucked up swimming
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Sometimes I Navage to clear my sinuses and instead it just feels like I fucked up swimming
New video shows Good's last words to the cop being "Its okay dude, Im not mad at you."
And the only reason I can fathom that MAGA thinks that video is exculpatory for ICE is because they don't listen when women talk.
And the only reason I can fathom that MAGA thinks that video is exculpatory for ICE is because they don't listen when women talk.
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
New video shows Good's last words to the cop being "Its okay dude, Im not mad at you."
And the only reason I can fathom that MAGA thinks that video is exculpatory for ICE is because they don't listen when women talk.
And the only reason I can fathom that MAGA thinks that video is exculpatory for ICE is because they don't listen when women talk.
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"Donald Trump is not a dove... He is a belligerent warmonger, a lawless imperialist, a pro-plunder president. He openly and shamelessly claims the right to kidnap foreign leaders and steal foreign oil."
From my 'First Draft' morning email for Zeteo. Have you subscribed to it yet?
From my 'First Draft' morning email for Zeteo. Have you subscribed to it yet?
💣 Happy New... Wars?
Mehdi on Donald Trump's 2026 battle plans, how Nicolás Maduro's dancing may have cost him his freedom, and an Epstein Files deadline that just came... and went.
zeteo.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
"Donald Trump is not a dove... He is a belligerent warmonger, a lawless imperialist, a pro-plunder president. He openly and shamelessly claims the right to kidnap foreign leaders and steal foreign oil."
From my 'First Draft' morning email for Zeteo. Have you subscribed to it yet?
From my 'First Draft' morning email for Zeteo. Have you subscribed to it yet?
This Venezuela stuff has me so confused, I just can't tell if its to distract from Epstein, the economy, or the Jack Smith testimony...
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This Venezuela stuff has me so confused, I just can't tell if its to distract from Epstein, the economy, or the Jack Smith testimony...
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Antiwar, FIFA Peace Prize-winning Trump bombed Venezuela and kidnapped its leader with no Congressional authorization. Got it.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Antiwar, FIFA Peace Prize-winning Trump bombed Venezuela and kidnapped its leader with no Congressional authorization. Got it.
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No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream
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BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
On my bingo card for 2026: Republican outrage when Charlie Kirk isn't mentioned in the Oscar's In Memoriam
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
On my bingo card for 2026: Republican outrage when Charlie Kirk isn't mentioned in the Oscar's In Memoriam
CellinoLaw AI ads are annoying.
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
CellinoLaw AI ads are annoying.
Wrapping some gifts and I'm really not looking forward to learning cursive again so I can trick my son into thinking Santa is real next year
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wrapping some gifts and I'm really not looking forward to learning cursive again so I can trick my son into thinking Santa is real next year
It is insane that at some point our species collectively decided that its near impossible to have a period in your life that you DON'T owe someone/something money.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It is insane that at some point our species collectively decided that its near impossible to have a period in your life that you DON'T owe someone/something money.
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
"Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote" but Menard is trying to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote" but Menard is trying to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
"Sir, we can't take all of these Neil Gaiman novels"
Next Month, You Can Trade "Anything" At GameStop For One Day, Including Taxidermy
Please pray for your local GameStop employees.
www.thegamer.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Sir, we can't take all of these Neil Gaiman novels"
I always see those "Subway takes" interviews on social media, and I always think about what my take would be. Today I've determined that it's "people born before 1955 shouldn't have internet access"
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I always see those "Subway takes" interviews on social media, and I always think about what my take would be. Today I've determined that it's "people born before 1955 shouldn't have internet access"
Though this thinking does explain why he wants to call ot TrumpRx
This is complete fiction — apparently originating with a satirical website — but shared as fact by the President of the United States.
Obama does not receive any “royalties” from the Affordable Care Act.
Obama does not receive any “royalties” from the Affordable Care Act.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Though this thinking does explain why he wants to call ot TrumpRx
Why didn't Marty just turn to 1955 Doc and say "Hey, don't die in 1885."
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why didn't Marty just turn to 1955 Doc and say "Hey, don't die in 1885."