Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Man alive. Germany is the place to be at this time of year.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Man alive. Germany is the place to be at this time of year.
She'd never let me put a costume on her, but here's Bayley going for the world sneezing record after rolling around in nip.
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
She'd never let me put a costume on her, but here's Bayley going for the world sneezing record after rolling around in nip.
Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it.
🍔👑🧇📅
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Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
![Screenshot of the game Disco Elysium. A ramshackle statue of a horse and rider in a circle of grimy dystopian scenery. The protagonist and sidekick characters portraits are shown in the bottom left corner and the right side of the screen displays the text: "Horseback Monument - An old monument stands in the middle of the traffic island, pointing toward the sea. It looks as if it's been reassembled piece-by-piece, secured and mounted in the air with the aid of numerous ropes and rods."
"1. Who is this?"
"2. [Leave]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e5wib46xkdsrwk2rmi5y2nn6/bafkreihfimsdj7b3gccrcczse4s5j3uwm3mbkxeodzyq2vmlfyjbfygg3m@jpeg)
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
Delicious treats for the birthday person!
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Delicious treats for the birthday person!
No cheating, last photo of your pet
August 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
No cheating, last photo of your pet
The only station on the London Underground that has no letters from the word 'mackerel' is St John's Wood!
August 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The only station on the London Underground that has no letters from the word 'mackerel' is St John's Wood!