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i just wanted a pizza why the hell is the back of the pizzeria on fire
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i just wanted a pizza why the hell is the back of the pizzeria on fire
i’ll have to wet it first obviously. but it should be relatively easy.. i’d just need to be careful not to pop you with my claws.
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
[flustering at that, they huffed slightly and returned the greasy smooch!]
wiping it off sounds fine... it should just slide off with a rag, right?
wiping it off sounds fine... it should just slide off with a rag, right?
there should be showers around. or if you prefer it i can attempt to wipe it off of you.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
i’ll have to wet it first obviously. but it should be relatively easy.. i’d just need to be careful not to pop you with my claws.
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
there should be showers around. or if you prefer it i can attempt to wipe it off of you.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
i wouldn't want that either, seb!
[looey complained, scuffed like a fat puppy.]
and grease is kinda gross... it rolls off my rubber in such a slimy way. i don't like it. the burrito was really good, though...
[looey complained, scuffed like a fat puppy.]
and grease is kinda gross... it rolls off my rubber in such a slimy way. i don't like it. the burrito was really good, though...
that i am.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
January 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
there should be showers around. or if you prefer it i can attempt to wipe it off of you.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
that i am.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
and you're rather big!
[looey puffed, sliding up and down seb's tail like a metal ball in a plastic track.]
can you help me clean up? i've never been covered in /grease/ before!
[looey puffed, sliding up and down seb's tail like a metal ball in a plastic track.]
can you help me clean up? i've never been covered in /grease/ before!
( curling his tail underneath looey— swooping them up to sit on it. )
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
that i am.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( curling his tail underneath looey— swooping them up to sit on it. )
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
a big kangaroo gave me a burrito! the burrito was. the entire size of me!
[they can barely stand upright. sliding everywhere.]
[they can barely stand upright. sliding everywhere.]
( holding back laughter. ) and what happened here .ᐣ
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
( curling his tail underneath looey— swooping them up to sit on it. )
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
( holding back laughter. ) and what happened here .ᐣ
[they're covered in grease. greasy ass looey]
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
( holding back laughter. ) and what happened here .ᐣ
.̲.̲.̲ since now, actually.
you are?! since when!!!
i’m right here you know.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
.̲.̲.̲ since now, actually.
i’m right here you know.
😭😭 i miss seba😭stian 😭😭😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
i’m right here you know.
… you can make them to me. but not on a daily basis.
n.... no ☹️
is it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
… you can make them to me. but not on a daily basis.
is it.
but it's funny...
don’t ever bring this in my shop again
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
is it.
don’t ever bring this in my shop again
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
don’t ever bring this in my shop again
( earfins flicking— curious glance downwards. taking the comb out of the others hand.. and to his surprise it fit in his palm like a charm .ᐟ )
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
technology so it's different.
[he corrected, smiling awkwardly as he brought his gui! spawning in a little comb, then moving the sliders to make it larger, right in front of seb. then, plunk!
offering it to him.]
i don't like using that often but it seemed like a worthy cause.
[he corrected, smiling awkwardly as he brought his gui! spawning in a little comb, then moving the sliders to make it larger, right in front of seb. then, plunk!
offering it to him.]
i don't like using that often but it seemed like a worthy cause.
.̲.̲.̲ really now .ᐣ how so .ᐣ with ( snort, ) magic .ᐣ
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
( earfins flicking— curious glance downwards. taking the comb out of the others hand.. and to his surprise it fit in his palm like a charm .ᐟ )
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
.̲.̲.̲ really now .ᐣ how so .ᐣ with ( snort, ) magic .ᐣ
i suppose not... sorry.
i can. make a large comb.
i can. make a large comb.
take one good look at me and tell me if a normal sized comb would fit in my hands.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
.̲.̲.̲ really now .ᐣ how so .ᐣ with ( snort, ) magic .ᐣ
take one good look at me and tell me if a normal sized comb would fit in my hands.
abnormally large... combs?
if only there were abnormally large combs out there.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
take one good look at me and tell me if a normal sized comb would fit in my hands.
if only there were abnormally large combs out there.
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
if only there were abnormally large combs out there.
knock, knock. anyone home in there .ᐣ
( clawed fingertips tapping rhythmically on the shop counter, a fanged smile. )
( clawed fingertips tapping rhythmically on the shop counter, a fanged smile. )
*not many volunteers showed up today....abandoning his seasonal post to tinker with one of his many ongoing projects, a simple restoration of an old CD player. sitting behind the shop counter just in case anyone needed him until the scheduled end of the day.*
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 AM
knock, knock. anyone home in there .ᐣ
( clawed fingertips tapping rhythmically on the shop counter, a fanged smile. )
( clawed fingertips tapping rhythmically on the shop counter, a fanged smile. )
… okay.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
… okay.
that’s funny. thanks for the compliment, you’re not bad looking yourself. happy holidays⎯ and the name is sebastian, if you’re wondering.
( gently pulling the worker into a kiss. ♪ )
( gently pulling the worker into a kiss. ♪ )
//////....i thought i was standing far enough not to be in range. i mean i'm not complaining!!! you're very handsome!!! i just...wasn't expecting it, i guess? ^^;;;
*the former shopkeep could feel the man's nervous breath on his lips. so close indeed...with someone he barely knew, no less.*
*the former shopkeep could feel the man's nervous breath on his lips. so close indeed...with someone he barely knew, no less.*
( covering his snout with his hand, an attempt to stifle laughter⎯ but it worked as good as expected. laughter still managed to spill out.. )
can’t say that’s why you approached me though, huh .ᐣ
( leaning in close enough so both their noses touched. )
can’t say that’s why you approached me though, huh .ᐣ
( leaning in close enough so both their noses touched. )
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
that’s funny. thanks for the compliment, you’re not bad looking yourself. happy holidays⎯ and the name is sebastian, if you’re wondering.
( gently pulling the worker into a kiss. ♪ )
( gently pulling the worker into a kiss. ♪ )
if you want to make out with me just say it to my face
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
if you want to make out with me just say it to my face
it’s … unpleasant.
?
:(
:(
cut it out
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
it’s … unpleasant.
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cut it out
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January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
cut it out