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Hugo (parody)
@hugomakesstuff.bsky.social
"clearance rack dev"

experienced programmer ✨ somewhere ✨

scary queer punk your parents warned you about
views are my own
it's likely common ivy yeah - "brambles" we use for generally anything with spikes, it's usually blackberries or raspberries (in this case probably a bit of both w/ some nettles and random shrubs thrown in that the ivy's grown on)
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"i had open heart surgery and they got the wrong side the first time" is my go to
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this was one of the few films we had on DVD when I was in early high school, must have watched it 20+ times, i'm convinced it did something to my brain chemistry
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
i'm too old for keeping up with this, i barely remember which of my friends know each other
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
gnawing at the bars of my cage waiting for pay day so i can pick one of these up
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
one singe spotting and i'm fulfilling my 2016 dream of dressing like Wrench from Watch Dogs 2 all the time
September 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
my early-mid 20's have been turning down edibles and asking "actually do you have a cig instead?" 😭
September 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
any chance these are gonna go on your Etsy any time soon? asking for the UK (me)
September 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
as a brit i want to see men crashing into each other wearing nothing but a mouth guard and some tiny shorts
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM