hufman
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hufman
@hufman.akkoma.chez.chat.ap.brid.gy
Hobbyist programmer, occasional gamer, recovering from a history of Linux administration

[bridged from https://akkoma.chez.chat/users/hufman on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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just as a little pro-tip for being a considerate help recipient, I’ve found that IT service people are quite happy when you use the exact words “resolved, you can close the ticket”
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Mila mostly powers down in the winter, except at 2 in the morning when she has zoomies and wants love and headbutts. If you think a cat stops having zoomies at nearly 20, apparently they don’t

#cats
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So my baby RK3588 server has a Mali GPU, and it finally gained OpenCL support this year! So I spent the weekend trying to get Folding@Home working on my baby server’s GPU :neobot_aww:

Turns out Folding@Home doesn’t support GPUs on ARM anyways, even normal Nvidia or AMD GPUs, and the code […]
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akkoma.chez.chat
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Can't fall for phishing tests if you don't read your email
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Kiddo: 🐀 I've been playing a lot of Kitsune Tails lately
Me: 🦝 Oh aye? What do you think of it, I'll tell the developer
🐀 ...😯 you KNOW the developer?
🦝 We're mutuals on Mastodon
🐀 *jumping in her seat* OH MY GOD
🦝 😏 heheh yeah your dad's kind of a big deal 😏
🐀 OH MY GODDD

This is why you need […]
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retro.social
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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it's good when the linker is taking 34s.

the linker is relaxing. the linker is restmaxxing. the linker is better than you at self-care. the linker deserves it.
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: Pushes a new version of the car app that upgrades Mapbox for the 16kb page size requirement

🕐 One hour passes

📨 New Beta Feedback!

Me: :neobot_scream_scared:

Beta Feedback: Funciona muy bien

Me: :neobot_blep:
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This artist recreated VHS case covers from animated CGI graphics :neobot_heart_eyes_purple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9zb7eRnJDQ
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Quick calc from #homeassistant energy readings + the odometers from the familly ebike (tern HSD riden with passenger at the back or heavy shopping loads)

750km in one year with 6.2kw

120km / kWh

#biketooter
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Travis McEnery is a new favorite educator of mine! Infodumping on spiders for hours and hours ♥️
https://youtube.com/@travismcenery2919?si=
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
OH: It's hard for the cat to have depth perception with only one brain cell
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I just signed up to access the Nederlandse Spoorwegen API, like the absolute dweeb I am :neobot_sign_nerd:

https://apiportal.ns.nl/
Home
Discover APIs, learn how to use them, try them out interactively, and sign up to acquire keys.
apiportal.ns.nl
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Odin made almost no sounds at all as a puppy and has slowly been getting more vocal as he gets older: this is his protest that he knows we’re getting ready to go to the Big Park but haven’t left yet #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So, new project struggle immediately:

I want to self-host the Ente photo server, and it includes a PostgreSQL and a MinIO server as convenient services in the Docker Compose.

But I already have a PostgreSQL server locally, as a replication mirror for this Akkoma instance. Would it be […]
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akkoma.chez.chat
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Remember: Being sick is not a prerequisite for eating soup! You may eat soup at any time, even when perfectly healthy!
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Today’s Classical Chinese translation: The Oil-Hawking Geezer.

Sir Chen Kangsu was a great shot — the best archer in the world, in fact. He was busy practicing in his own yard when some oil-hawking geezer set down his wares to take a good long stare. When […]

[Original post on infosec.exchange]
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy holidays, time to ring in the season!

No Straight Roads - vs Tatiana (Christmas version)
https://youtu.be/yyL3nQ1jpLY?si=
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Apparently it's cold here today
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I woke up randomly craving the candy-cane scent of Pantene Mint and Ginseng Shampoo, but alas it seems that product has been discontinued in the last 5 years, and this made me very sad
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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I just bought a domain to replicate the old support sites for old computers. So old #sun workstations, #ibm PowerPC stuff, #sgi things. (Actual domain TBA)

The thinking is to get together all of the patches, firmware updates, operating system install media, etc. for these old systems. So that […]
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mastodon.tmm.cx
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thinking back to that time that the cat helped us make Thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
With the cold winter months rolling in, today I discovered the surprising and delightful bass and reverb effect of holding my hoodie hood taut against my bone-conducting headphones
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Yaknowwhat I'm gonna say it

Having the ereader use the same battery as the light was a bad idea
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5D54ovLtOidy5Q87kyokcpByiUn4a3OB

the christmas eurobeat playlist, perfectly sized to burn to an audio CD and listen to in your car's single DIN radio
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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You circular reference. You denormalized database. You sparse-ass matrix. You fragmented fucking disk. You absolute BUBBLE sort. I can keep going because, you see, I actually have a real computer science degree
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM