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HowToBeQuiet
@howtobequiet.bsky.social
I yell a bunch. It's all very confusing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My god. The legends were true.

He fitith. He sitith.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yeti getting his antennae adjusted
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'll be at @skittishandbus.bsky.social house Thursday and Friday, building a Lego ship for charity!

...I have to wear a mermaid costume as a goal.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Fortunate Son playing on a loop in my head

#ProjectZomboid
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
#twitchcon

I'm in you, San Diego.

Also this cappuccino stuff is amazing.
October 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I've made a terrible wheel.
5 gift subs spins it.
10 gift subs adds to it.

We finish Rimworld today (...totally!)
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When your Rimworld colony almost has its feet under it:
September 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Huh, my computer just randomly shut down. Why the hell- oh."
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Home. I have a furry escort that won't let me be more than five feet away.

Showering was awkward.
June 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'm in the emergency row on this flight.

If I'm reading this right, I think I get a free door!
June 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
4 hrs to Iceland, then 9 hrs to home.

Also this plane is a sauna. I may perish of heatstroke. Over Iceland.
June 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Toy companies: "Should we design new toys with A.I.?"
That one company for 45 straight years:
June 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
June 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Twitchcon EU was outstanding.

Y'all are what makes it outstanding.

Also here is an incredibly suggestive massage parlor sign:
June 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell a soul.

But there would be signs.
June 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
June 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Prince Albert: "Guys, I have an idea."
May 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Me: "There's an entire department shop of Warhammer figurines in Rotterdam."
Her:
May 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Howdy (Needed an update!)
May 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Update!

Detroit airport is very long, and I had to run to get to the connecting AMS flight...

Which was just delayed for cleaning the plane.
May 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
#TwitchConEU

Enroute!
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I would feel called out, but this is entirely true.
May 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pass-It-On event in Satisfactory:

Theme: "PG Movies and Under"

My entry:
April 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
...nice, into an eventual NICE.
April 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM