well it's nice you gave them something in common to bond over

enjoy it! a couple day fling in southern france turned into a week-long reunion in london a month later. we messaged back and forth planning it out while i criss-crossed europe solo. and now, over two years of long-distance later, he's moving to australia.

Nah, you're doing something many people can't, putting yourself and your well-being first! Be proud.

truly the worst show to have an actual emergency during

yeah, i can see it being used by little kids, but no adult wants to drop that into casual conversation.

i think the equivalent of nibling, "pibling" (parent's sibling), is far too cutesy. then most mash ups of aunt and uncle sound too similar when spoken for the differentiation to be obvious. it's super hard to find any suggestions online that could actually have a universal application, it sucks.

don't underestimate how quickly my enthusiasm for touching a cutie gets replaced by laziness

I could probably give you a subpar massage to balance things out

shorter shorts might help

everyone's favourite character from CATS

Happy birthday!!!

handsomes

gotta start wearing a jockstrap and tearaway pants to all gay events just in case you misread the vibe

anyway, I didn't properly think about the event I was at tonight and only realised when I arrived that of course there was going to be at least twenty people i vaguely know separately but not very well, and end-of-the-week, straight-after-work me was not mentally prepared to make small talk

oh