Howard Walter
@howardwalter1.bsky.social
Melb, Australia. Beach, cinema, country walks, home cook, music & pizza lover, road trips, theatre. Bespoke, curious, eclectic, gobsmacked, livid, optimistic, pedantic, sarcastic, witty, young @ heart. Middle-class boy, middle-class schooling. C'mon 'Dale!
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
The two of us
There'll always be for you and me
The two of us
We'll always be together like
The cat and the cream
For we're in a dream of our own
We'll go it alone
There's just the two of us
And we'll be always travelling on
There'll always be for you and me
The two of us
We'll always be together like
The cat and the cream
For we're in a dream of our own
We'll go it alone
There's just the two of us
And we'll be always travelling on
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The two of us
There'll always be for you and me
The two of us
We'll always be together like
The cat and the cream
For we're in a dream of our own
We'll go it alone
There's just the two of us
And we'll be always travelling on
There'll always be for you and me
The two of us
We'll always be together like
The cat and the cream
For we're in a dream of our own
We'll go it alone
There's just the two of us
And we'll be always travelling on
thoughts and prayers for Barnaby 'legman' Joyce
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
thoughts and prayers for Barnaby 'legman' Joyce
a nation holds it breath - is the key to old mate a home cooked meal or a short skirt
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
a nation holds it breath - is the key to old mate a home cooked meal or a short skirt
fake butter www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
fake butter www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
and can we please send old mate back to WHERE HE CAME FROM #matthew gruter #seeyourself out
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
and can we please send old mate back to WHERE HE CAME FROM #matthew gruter #seeyourself out
good morning Melbourne
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
good morning Melbourne
an hour on the 'night and day' chatting with Norman would be perfect
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
an hour on the 'night and day' chatting with Norman would be perfect
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
I don't want to change the world
I'm not looking for a new England
I'm just looking for another girl
Woodside beach, pristine
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Woodside beach, pristine
Taras Bulga national park, suspension bridge
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Taras Bulga national park, suspension bridge
was blowing a gale sure when the day we walked the Port Welshpool jetty
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
was blowing a gale sure when the day we walked the Port Welshpool jetty
Port Albert looking good
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Port Albert looking good
spent last week down at Yarram - local theatre still going strong
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
spent last week down at Yarram - local theatre still going strong
put it this way - winks versus Winx - the latter earned more than $26,000,000 in prizemoney doing her job...the former may well have more or the same in the bank
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
put it this way - winks versus Winx - the latter earned more than $26,000,000 in prizemoney doing her job...the former may well have more or the same in the bank
"I took your advice and replied 'I don't hold a hose mate!" (POTUS thinks to himself, you really are as stupid as me after all)
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"I took your advice and replied 'I don't hold a hose mate!" (POTUS thinks to himself, you really are as stupid as me after all)
the reality is if you came from some place else and don't who he is you could be forgiven for thinking he is queer, not homophobic (not that there is anything wrong with being queer!)
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the reality is if you came from some place else and don't who he is you could be forgiven for thinking he is queer, not homophobic (not that there is anything wrong with being queer!)
@fionakatauskas.bsky.social doing her bit to keep me larfin'!
October 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
@fionakatauskas.bsky.social doing her bit to keep me larfin'!
"excuse me, do you often sign off on things you haven't read and submit them in court?"
"ooh, I'd have to think about that, maybe?"
"ooh, I'd have to think about that, maybe?"
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"excuse me, do you often sign off on things you haven't read and submit them in court?"
"ooh, I'd have to think about that, maybe?"
"ooh, I'd have to think about that, maybe?"
"excuse me Miss, do you actually know what you are doing?"....."please not now, I am trying to learn what it is I need to be doing"
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"excuse me Miss, do you actually know what you are doing?"....."please not now, I am trying to learn what it is I need to be doing"
just listening to him on RN and I'm thinking to myself what a bald-faced liar this joker is..... little did I know he really is in every sense of the word
September 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
just listening to him on RN and I'm thinking to myself what a bald-faced liar this joker is..... little did I know he really is in every sense of the word
surely it's time Gina actually stood for Parliament rather than spending each and every day whinging and moaning whilst she's also pulling the strings www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
surely it's time Gina actually stood for Parliament rather than spending each and every day whinging and moaning whilst she's also pulling the strings www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
