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Every November 5, the British celebrate Guy Fawkes Day which commemorates the failed coup of the British government. Today in the USA, we should celebrate January 6, the day the coup to overthrow the US government failed. Let’s light fireworks and hang you know who in effigy. Happy January 6.
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Every November 5, the British celebrate Guy Fawkes Day which commemorates the failed coup of the British government. Today in the USA, we should celebrate January 6, the day the coup to overthrow the US government failed. Let’s light fireworks and hang you know who in effigy. Happy January 6.
J.D. Vance to be named Colonial Governor of Venezuela. His main responsibilities will be upholding US law, collecting taxes from the locals and auctioning off oil drilling rights to the highest US bidders. Of course, he will be responsible for maintaining order amongst the indigenous people.
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
J.D. Vance to be named Colonial Governor of Venezuela. His main responsibilities will be upholding US law, collecting taxes from the locals and auctioning off oil drilling rights to the highest US bidders. Of course, he will be responsible for maintaining order amongst the indigenous people.
How does Trumpzuela sound?
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
How does Trumpzuela sound?
Over 700,000 US citizens have died from opioid overdose and yet we didn’t bomb Purdue Pharmaceuticals. However, Purdue wasn’t sitting on 300 billion barrels of oil reserves.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Over 700,000 US citizens have died from opioid overdose and yet we didn’t bomb Purdue Pharmaceuticals. However, Purdue wasn’t sitting on 300 billion barrels of oil reserves.
We might never really know who killed Kennedy. But, we definitely know who killed the Kennedy Center.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We might never really know who killed Kennedy. But, we definitely know who killed the Kennedy Center.
Melania - What are your New Year resolutions.
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Melania - What are your New Year resolutions.
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
The Us seizes a Venezuelan oil tanker with oil valued at $100 million because we don’t like their internal politics. However, we refuse to touch the $300 billion of frozen Russia assets despite that fact that Russia invaded another country, killing tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Us seizes a Venezuelan oil tanker with oil valued at $100 million because we don’t like their internal politics. However, we refuse to touch the $300 billion of frozen Russia assets despite that fact that Russia invaded another country, killing tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
I can’t say I was surprised to learn that Nigeria ranks 10th in world for oil reserves. In addition, it has a large untapped supply of critical and rare earth minerals. Mmmmm
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can’t say I was surprised to learn that Nigeria ranks 10th in world for oil reserves. In addition, it has a large untapped supply of critical and rare earth minerals. Mmmmm
While modern wars will be fought with hyper supersonic missiles, satellites, advanced drones and cyber attacks, it is reassuring to know that we are investing in old-fashioned military hardware.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
While modern wars will be fought with hyper supersonic missiles, satellites, advanced drones and cyber attacks, it is reassuring to know that we are investing in old-fashioned military hardware.
Nothing says forward-thinking defense strategy like pouring hundreds of billions of dollars into floating steel museums. Our enemies will be terrified to our commitment to World War II nostalgia.
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Nothing says forward-thinking defense strategy like pouring hundreds of billions of dollars into floating steel museums. Our enemies will be terrified to our commitment to World War II nostalgia.
I am going to Europe next…will be flying out of DJT International Airport in Queens.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am going to Europe next…will be flying out of DJT International Airport in Queens.
NASA announced that Artemis II is scheduled for a lunar flyby mission in February 2026. The launch will be from the Trump Kennedy Space Center on east coast of Florida.
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NASA announced that Artemis II is scheduled for a lunar flyby mission in February 2026. The launch will be from the Trump Kennedy Space Center on east coast of Florida.
Didn’t win the $1 billion PowerBall last night and therefore lost my one chance to be invited to Mar-a-Lago.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Didn’t win the $1 billion PowerBall last night and therefore lost my one chance to be invited to Mar-a-Lago.
Indiana Strong!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Indiana Strong!!!!!
Trump orders U.S 7th fleet, the Navy’s largest forward-deployed fleet, to Lake Michigan off the coast of Indiana.
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump orders U.S 7th fleet, the Navy’s largest forward-deployed fleet, to Lake Michigan off the coast of Indiana.
Solution to high insurance costs - Bring back the mandate. Health costs are soaring because insurers are covering the population with high medical costs. Anyone over 26 must have health insurance. This will provide income for the insurers with little costs, offsetting costs of older population.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Solution to high insurance costs - Bring back the mandate. Health costs are soaring because insurers are covering the population with high medical costs. Anyone over 26 must have health insurance. This will provide income for the insurers with little costs, offsetting costs of older population.
In 2024, the Trump Organizations earned $45 million. In 2025, the Trump Organization will make over $850 million. That is an A+++++++ economy.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In 2024, the Trump Organizations earned $45 million. In 2025, the Trump Organization will make over $850 million. That is an A+++++++ economy.
Today is December 7, a day that will go down in history. Today on December 7, we sank a motor off coast of Venezuela with only two strikes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Today is December 7, a day that will go down in history. Today on December 7, we sank a motor off coast of Venezuela with only two strikes.
We don’t have a political crisis until we bestow upon it the suffix “gate”. The sinking of the boat in the Caribbean will be referred to as “Double-Tapgate”.
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We don’t have a political crisis until we bestow upon it the suffix “gate”. The sinking of the boat in the Caribbean will be referred to as “Double-Tapgate”.
Hard to really care about the capture of the January 6 pipe bomber because as we know, all the other terrorists who participated in that day’s treasonous activities have been pardoned.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hard to really care about the capture of the January 6 pipe bomber because as we know, all the other terrorists who participated in that day’s treasonous activities have been pardoned.
I am not sure why Trump doesn’t want any sommeliers in this country. He claims that they are despicable and no good and promises to send them back to where they came from. I feel bad for people of Minnesota who will be losing these experts in the wine trade.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I am not sure why Trump doesn’t want any sommeliers in this country. He claims that they are despicable and no good and promises to send them back to where they came from. I feel bad for people of Minnesota who will be losing these experts in the wine trade.
Although Trump did not attend the funeral of Dick Cheney, he plans to honor Cheney in his own way……by invading an oil rich country under false pretenses.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Although Trump did not attend the funeral of Dick Cheney, he plans to honor Cheney in his own way……by invading an oil rich country under false pretenses.
Both Ukraine and Venezuela are very close in land area. Both countries have approximately 30 million people. It is only fair that if Russia gets Ukraine that we get Venezuela.
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Both Ukraine and Venezuela are very close in land area. Both countries have approximately 30 million people. It is only fair that if Russia gets Ukraine that we get Venezuela.
We are going after government in Venezuela for profiting from their participation in drug trafficking. However, today Trump pardoned the former President of Honduras who was serving a 45 year sentence for his participation in the drug trafficking in his country.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We are going after government in Venezuela for profiting from their participation in drug trafficking. However, today Trump pardoned the former President of Honduras who was serving a 45 year sentence for his participation in the drug trafficking in his country.
The 28 point peace plan between Russia and Ukraine has been made public. Not public are points 29 and 30 which have been leaked to press. Point 29 calls for a brand new Moscow Trump Tower and point 30 is the construction of a new Trump Casino and Resort Hotel in Sochi on the Black Sea.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The 28 point peace plan between Russia and Ukraine has been made public. Not public are points 29 and 30 which have been leaked to press. Point 29 calls for a brand new Moscow Trump Tower and point 30 is the construction of a new Trump Casino and Resort Hotel in Sochi on the Black Sea.