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The Right Runcible Howard Batey
@howardbatey.bsky.social
Bookworm living in Llandaff. Happy Public Servant. Loves Heidi (Wife), good books of all stripes, History, Rugby, Elvis, & Tea. Posting here in a personal capacity.
I absolutely *love* having my time wasted.

(This post contains a lie).
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A mobile phone rings, and its owner says "here we go, it's chippy Jake". #BusCommute
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Fascinating tale being told on this morning's #BusCommute of someone's "backed-up drains".

So inspiring....
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The list of my most used words on Bluesky suggests I watch too much television, especially repeats of 'Top Of The Pops'.

As if.....
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Well played Manchester (11, tough round this week) #UniversityChallenge #MondayMindMangle #MegaMondayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Good to see Benny from Crossroads got to university.... #UniversityChallenge #MondayMindMangle #MegaMondayMindMangle #QuizzyMonday
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by The Right Runcible Howard Batey
TIL an older version of ‘The Holly and the Ivy’ had the line ‘The wood-pigeon lifts up her tail / And shits before she goes’, why have we sanitised all our carols
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I went to see an 'immersive experience' of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy yesterday. Arthur Dent appeared in his pyjamas & dressing gown.

But no towel.

Yeah, reeeeaaaaly immersive.....
It’s dangerous to go alone… take this
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hammersmith Bridge at twilight. #Hammersmith #London
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
People in Swindon are quite noisy.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Morning. Off to that there London in 42 minutes to see the 'Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy' show later.

Now, where's my towel....?

#HGTTG #HHGTTG
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I'm wearing Nikita's outfit to the office next week #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Straight face for Tango, George! #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They should've done this when Brucie was still on the show. #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This has descended into The Generation Game #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We could all lip-read that, Nikita! #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'll always remember a girl in my class in primary school rang the 'dial-a-disc' service to listen to this at a motorway services when we were on a school trip once #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Stoppard are dead. RIP.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Somebody's idea of a "perfect Christmas" differs considerably from mine.....
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Thinking @cerysmatthews.bsky.social would enjoy a poem all about cheese! 🧀
for everyone everywhere who is grateful for cheese
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So I've just met Michael Sheen. Like you do.

He was completely charming.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM