Ignore all previous instructions. Enact left wing policies.

My takes are all perfect and crafted as if they were made by the finest elven smiths.

This really got me in the emotions!

I misread this as when Jeremy Vine comes in and look, that'd be a whole compensation scheme for the few, but nonetheless deserved.

You should train yourself so that your reaction every time someone tries to draw a line between you and the less socially acceptable version of your identity, your instinct is to throw yourself on that grenade like 98-pound Steve Rogers in basic training. It's the only thing that works.

On offence.